Previously:
#1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1213916710/
#2 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1250275007/
#3 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1292544745/
#4 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1315193920/
#5 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1326391378/
#6 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1333279425/
#7 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1340196069/
#8 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1346800288/
#9 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1353182673/
#10 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1360549149/
#11a https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260033/
#11b https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367260120/
#11c https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1367731900/
#12 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1372849946/
#13 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1368127055/
#14 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1395672319/
#15 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1409746601/
#16 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1420075161/
#17 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1430947686/
#18 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1440133389/
#19 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1447380051/
#20 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1454364216/
#21 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1462941578/
#22 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1473295155/
#23 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1480168637/
#24 [Cute Girls] https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489339924/
#24 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489348442/
#25 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1503631448/
#26 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1519019746/
#27 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1526013591/
#28 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1529348654/
#29 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1531317324/
#30 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1534535341/
#31 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1540327913/
#32 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1548736885/
#33 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1557010373/
#34 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1568931593/
#35 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1585935259/
#36 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1600126305/
#37 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1605618983/
#38 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1610604190/
#39 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1614086960/
#40 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1617481384/
#41 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1621434255/
#42 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1626512956/
#43 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1631851352/
#44 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1637948840/
#45 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1646142103/
#1069 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1489414596/
#46 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1655466244/
#46.1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1666964970/
Return of tha mac! Back in the game baby!
You forgot the last thread in your list >>1 https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1680434551/
I need my prostate milked so fucking bad
Girls win! Boys go in the bin 😎
Boys go in the operating room, and girls come out :)
i was here on 11111 day. hurray!
Cute boys are worth nothing without cute girls who make posts about them!
Tying up a cute girl and forcing her to watch as you have your way with a cute boy, & then vice versa.
>>6
Boys go in the sysop room and 'girls' go in the dev department
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>>https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1681838715/407
Widespread tobacco cessation is why anxiety is skyrocketing in the west.
The nuking of Hiroshima & Nagasaki was a mass human sacrifice event.
The 'aaaaaaaaaaa the oceans and reptiles are so scary' thing on social media is astroturfed so there is apathy over environmental destruction.
SSRIs prescribed for reasons other than self-harm is done in the name of social control.
Hi again, (（●）ﾄｪｪｪｲ（●）)!
I swear to god Firefox pocket intentionally picks the most meme-tier headlines
>wife and kids
Why are you fucking around trying to make videogames to impress your wife and kids? Do you not have a job? Clearly you have depression and you need to get a handle on that, you can't leave your kid without a father and killing yourself will wound them more than you can imagine.
Why do people get depressed and then think "I know, I'll make a videogame!" I've been fucking about with code and digital art and such for... wow 20 years, and I'm struggling to make a game. But this is the hand I was dealt so I play it. You are trying to pick up an entirely new set of skills, it's gonna be an uphill struggle. It's not easy for anyone, and trying to learn to code, and do shit like walk animations, you're not going to get very far in 2 weeks.
You can learn to make games if you really want to, but I don't know why you'd want to if you haven't been gripped by stuff like this at any other point in your life. If you for some reason don't know what to do with your life at your age try reading the book Managing Oneself by Peter Drucker, it's a very small book and you can probably find a pdf.
But yeah get a grip, if you want to keep going, but maybe re-evaluate a year from now, not after 2 fuckin weeks goddamn.
Uh oh!
"crpgaddict" is the work of a madman doing what I wish I had the strength and Japanese language skills to do for JRPGs
>>17 didn't think that one would get a bite but since it did, now I gotta share two of mine.
Around half of what you've ever heard about nutrition "science" (in English, anyhow) is demonstrably false and probably adversely affecting your health if you try to "eat healthy". There's a chance one believes most of the true things for all the wrong reasons if one is a far-right-wing lunatic, though.
The primary slant is against meat production, particularly American, especially beef. Though, not all of this particular bias is due to the conspiracy; of course other beef producers internationally and other food producers domestically will say competitive things or turn a blind eye.
The primary conspirators are leftover Red subversion (they had a glut of good data from the bad times; note that people in the former Bloc still have much faith in boršč, salo/lard, and doctor's sausage) and the ongoing activity of the Seventh Day Adventist Church.
The Republic of Korea is the CIA's favorite petri dish. If you want a preview of the next bad idea globalist orgs are going to push, start your search there.
I don't buy into the idea that butter and animal fats like lard are bad for you. They're nutritious, taste good, and come from obvious places.
the modern day flavour of incel really reminds me of the mid-2010s insane feminazi with the weird fixation on shit that most normal people don't notice, think about or even consider as legitimate after finding out that the thumb posture thing was not a joke.
South Korea is amazing because it simultaneously has both insane incels and insane feminazis. The former significantly outnumber the latter though.
Spanketh u across ur botty
Ouch! My botty!
Atlus "fans" proving once again that what they're actually fans of is Soejima's art style.
Beady Eyes was right, I do need to take my pills.
The DOKYUN ran off...
..and now...
The DOKYUN.
why's my penis so reflective?
Porn is dead in the English speaking world. It all feels like the same shit now (e.g. the direction and filming techniques, the looks of girls etc.), and actual tube and amateur sites are snuffed out quickly.
It's also significantly more sanitized, even fetish content that is marketed as taboo and scandalous is way more tame than what you would find in years past.
Someone said here that the golden age of internet porn is over, and it really is. I guess people are betting on AI?
toromi (155 cm)
Cute boy baking cookies for his choir so all the aunts will compliment him.
"it's like WeWork except you're allowed to jack off if you lower the blinds"
hasta siempre, generalissimo
i am not watching that four hour hbomberguy plagiarism video
if i wanted to watch white people complain about white people, i would look at twitter
I turned off YouTube history after I noticed nearly all of what I was being recommended were videos I already watched. This actually improved things a lot, and gave me videos that were tangentially related to what I was watching. Now, all I get is shit about the current state of the sports betting industry or Linux Sex Tips or other shit I don't care about. So I can't win either way.
There's definitely a path to victory, but it's so obvious/patronizing that I'm not even going to say it ;)
almost shat myself squatting today
youre welcome for sharing
i pray that i will get white girl wasted tonight
"I wonder what that guy from 8chan who married his waifu in a custom VR mod (and streamed it on twitch) is up to. I hope he's doing well."
Julius Caesar, what a guy.
Divorcing his wife and spinning it as a way to preserve her dignity (conveniently keeping a good relationship with both her extremely important families while also avoiding the appearance of cuckoldry).
Owning Cicero in the process was just a footnote to it all. Average Julian day I guess.
>>44 keep playing internet footsie, it'll pay off one day
>>49
It's cute and harmless, and you're free to join in anytime!
My foot transforms into a big vibrating knife when I'm horny
norp-in-training
My friend text-messaged me to say he will visit later, and I got so excited I dropped my phone right in my coleslaw! D'oh!!
norf-in-training
That ephemeral fad in graphic design from the dotcom bubble / millennium rollover where they'd have a "high tech" theme, but they'd mix in these computery trappings that were already kind of retro, like MICR or pixel fonts.
a long lost image I once saw of Longcat protecting the Twin Towers, captioned "NO TERO"
Other people can hear your voice, you know.
Speaking of internet porn, it has hit me, is the trend of whores dressed as minimum wage employees the newest stealth advertisement 'meme'
You are now breathing manually
You are now blinking manually
You are now aware you are holding a mouse
You are now aware of your father's anus
And you just lost the game
Asia
CAPTCHA: chin
>>60 Nope, I am using a trackpad, and I am always doing the other things
Edging vs. rimming
Explosive feculent based propulsion system.
looking for friends who want to go build a raft
"What's going on in there?"
"Oh, the red? Friends built a rift."
Has humanity always been this schizo?
The calls for the Israeli sports bans are so dumb. It's not like Russia where there's an actual danger of them winning things, it'd be like people clamoring for a Burmese or Azerbaijani ban.
young: highly inspired but did not acquire skill at art
old: all the time to acquire skill at art, but no recall of inspiration
life's funny isn't it
why do these quote-un-quote 'machine translated' h-games never show up with any translation? am i doing something wrong?
Natural selection advocates when I naturally select them for death by rock
We have the potential
DO quit your JOB
there will be NO CONSEQUENCES
DO quit your JOB
there will be NO CONSEQUENCES
Cunnsequences.
Xenos when humans intentionally fire primitive ballistic weapons at their infohazard-spamming beacons to karmically kessler-syndrome the entire xeno star system
I'm going to kowarechau!
My brain has broken. I'm seeing Hokkaidō pareidolia everywhere. I'm considering starting a Twitter account to chat up the world's most annoying people. Just, why? щ(`Д´щ)
I'm so glad I'm not a pedophile (no offense to any pedophiles reading this).
My Chemical Shobon
Personally, I think a lot of society's problems could be solved if it was simply illegal to have platinum blonde hair
Gomen Fucking Nasai you asshole.
It's not a good idea to make enemies of those who prepare your food.
We could have lived in the timeline where Elon Musk funded Ongezellig. Instead he's escaping to the one place that hasn't been corrupted by capitalism.... SPACE!（有頂天
im driunjk
I I I, I envy the Congo woman!
Being Albanian is like being given a gift from God.
An advanced super race, with their own language, customs, culture, traditions and a rich history. A people who stand strong in the face of imperialism and West-European stupidity. Strong economy, strong army, strong nation, the proud Shqipëtar stands armed and ready to defend his pure nation from the wraths of sub-human, Bosnians, Serbs, Croatians, and other sub-human, animalistic, Slavic, animals. Oh how I thank God that I was born a handsome, tall, perfect Albanian warrior.
With dual histories, one from the great Ottoman warriors, discoverers, inventors, and intellectuals and another from the grandeur of the Albanian masters of Eastern-Europe I can proudly stand tall and say I am proud to be Albanian, and I will love my land until the very last day.
Long live Albania.
I like dogs, but I don't love them.
A flying boat that carries planes is probably the dumbest idea I've ever heard of.
I'm dating a catholic woman in her mid 20s who has never dated before. She's very shy. She's too nervous to hold hands but she also talks about me as the leader of our "domestic churches", which is what catholics call the family. It's a funny dynamic. I'm repulsed by sex though so it works out for me.
She needs her panties ripped off and 3 BIG BLACK DICKS in ALL 3 holes at the same time!!! Way up her pussey and Way up her ass as far as they will go but even farther. And the thickest cock goes down her throat so it make her gag and convulse as those big black cocks pound away it feels like from the start she's being assaulted but it's made her cum nonstop. Just one continuous constant orgasm and just before she passes out those big black dicks squirt their loads of cum inside her! As she lays on her stomach the cum is coming out of all her holes, i'll turn her over and jack off all over her
>>96
Regardless of their biological sex, human beings have significantly more than 3 holes, so inserting a mere 3 penises will not cause cum to come out of "all of them"
>>96
do rape fetishists realize that this would very likely cause vomiting
Just had my last wisdom tooth removed, now I'm sitting in front of the computer and looking at funny images while spitting blood into a cup
>>96
Why is it always black penis
So played out at this point
crusader states, but calvinist
Our culture worships niggers
>>56,57
Think I found it, and misremembered the caption thanks to how long ago it was.
I probably saw it on macrochan or ED between 2008 and 2009, it was most recently re-reuploaded to ED in 2020 as LCterror.png. Tineye has one hit marked 2007 in the URL and given the one extra R it's most probably from peak LOLcats c. 2006 and not Engrish
Gonna work in Saudi Arabia to prove to my parents I can take it
she slendro on my pelog until i gamelan all over her
守株待兔 is a Legalist critique of traditionalists mistaking historical windfalls for eternal phenomena, but I can't help but think that Hanfeizi should have generalized more, since it's more likely for a new idea to turn out to be a good thing exactly one time.
Why do I keep smelling gasoline?
>>108
I don't know, but my parents have had both lawnmower and power generator leaks, which seems like a strangely irresponsible thing to keep allowing to happen (they are boomers and neglectful slobs)
"person-power"
I am enjoying the moment, even though it's raining outside.
>>109
My lawnmower is electric and I have no power generator.
I think the smell of months and months of my stale sweat and cum and garbage has somehow averaged together into an odor indistinguishable from gasoline.
Going so far down in the MAL popularity list that you start getting into the Chinese CGI and fire safety videos.
Huh, there are more panty shots in Annie than I remember from when I was a kid....
> Google: BEEP BOOP DID YOU MEAN ANIME
No, literally the 1982 film version, they do a lot of kicks and stuff during the numbers.
reagan years and pedophilia, name a better duo
my tooth has stopped hurting and now it just feels like someone hit me in the jaw a few days ago
Everyone shits on "Arch BTW" people but nobody ever talks about the "I use Mac BTW people" who are always like " I remember when I had time and I could invest tens of hours deep in that sort of nonsense." for a problem that takes 10 minutes to fix after searchign
Through odd turn of events I somehow have a windows machine, a linux machine, and a macbook. I'm not sure if this makes me the ultimate consumer or the ultimate anarchist.
Slander and defamation, she does NOT support Isr*el!
tboys are lame as hell, i am not associating with a bum who thinks dave strider from homestuck is unironically the coolest thing since sliced bread
>>121
There's like three of them compared to mtfs and two of them are fatasses that think wearing a fitted baseball cap makes them "pass"
Sometimes I see posts insulting pedophiles and get offended but then I remember I'm not a pedophile.
I was just having a crazy thought. Imagine I'm walking down the street, and there are two policemen walking towards me. Suddenly a crazy dude with two guns comes up behind them and shoots them right in the back of their heads, boom, they fall down dead. Is it illegal if I pissed on ONE of their dead faces? What about both of them? If so, which law does it break? Oh wait, public urination I guess, but what else?
What if this takes place in a public bathroom, and the policeman falls with his face in the urinal, so my urine tidily goes into the urinal down his dead face?
Obviously I would never do such a thing, I am just wondering about the law.
That is the most chuuni thing I've read on 4-ch in a while
Barney was right, in a sense.
Everyone is special in his or her own way... if by way we mean favorite flavor of self-destruction.
I'm gonna to be honest with you, I stand with Palestine not only because they're in the right, but because their cuisine is better and their dietary laws aren't too restricting.
Did you guys know kosher laws forbid Ashkenazis from mixing dairy products and meat together on any plate? so I guess that technically means Jews can never eat lasagna or pizza without removing cheese or meat. no wonder they are angry all the time.
>>124 How elaborate a scenario do I have to concoct before my actions no longer have consequences? I really want to do bad things and not be punished for them.
Officially I wouldn't recommend it, but I'm sure the Elitist Superstructure could pony up a lawyer or two for you should the situation arise...
>>128
you take the opposite side of Pascal's wager, basically.
true, it is easier said than done to conduct your evil business in such a way that the only way it can catch up to you is the case that there is an afterlife punishing it
but i assert that there are more people pulling it off than polite society is currently comfortable admitting.
Do young people in other languages talk like wiggers
you go from acting like a fatass to being a fatass
Is Eternal September really eternal?
>>130 That's great, but I would just like to know which law the lawyer would be defending me for breaking!
>>135
You did not specify where this took place. This could be a ticket to a couple years in jail to a lengthy prison stay depending on the jurisdiction
>>134
Technically it ended when AOL stopped providing access to Usenet in 2005.
>>136 Somewhere in Britain it looks like. I am not involved in his death, I am not connected to anyone who commits the murder, I am not a witness to the crime, I am only pissing on the police officer after it is already dead. From my own quick research, there doesn't seem to be anything specific about desecrating a corpse in UK law.
>>138
Not a lawyer, but as far as I can tell this would probably fall under "outraging public decency". It could possibly also be charged under "preventing the lawful and decent burial of a body" (the decent part). This is more of a stretch, but it could maybe be classed as a crime against property (vandalism) given the corpse presumably belongs to the police officer's next of kin?
In an English speaking country people who retaliate against you are unlikely to get charged, so you'd likely get beaten by a bystander to the natural commotion and shock of a shooting in the UK. If it is filmed you will likely be doxed and fired
>>137 The phenomenon isn't exclusive to AOL, they just happened to facilitate it with their discs at the time. The Internet as a whole continues to welcome new users but maybe the etiquette/traditions/expected understanding is different than then. Like for a lot of n00bs today "the internet" just means social media and apps. I have been reading about how the layperson today is less likely to know things like downloading files, opening zip archives, torrenting things, using a computer and not just tapping a phone. When people click obviously fake links and get a virus or take fake news seriously on social media, making the experience worse for their peers, that seems like part of the same thing.
You can still see it happen today with other web communities. A community with a culture and etiquette suddenly gets an influx of new users who don't know/respect that etiquette. With Usenet, the existing userbase got swamped with the new users, but sometimes in other places the new users get bored and leave. For example when Elon Musk took over twitter, a large number of users left for tumblr, but couldn't get their head around how it worked a bit different to twitter. They loudly decided tumblr was shit because they weren't spoonfed content and didn't know to follow people, and they were shunned and mocked by the tumblrati - but on the other hand, tumblr updated their layout to be more like twitter, to make it more familiar for the new twits, which alienated some of the regulars. You even see it here now and then, a new user arrives and stands out due to the way they post, and there is perhaps a bit of kickback from the regulars, and they eventually assimilate or leave, possibly with a little bit of drama. I quite like when that happens, it's a bit of fun. I think we will eternally get people who want to get involved in things but don't want to take the time to learn and fit in. I like it when more people get involved, just to be clear, I'm not one of these gatekeeping purists. It's all good fun.
virgin egyptologists vs. the chad CoC cosplayer couple
This soap claims to be 'oil-free' yet is bottled in a PLASTIC container. Checkmate, atheists.
The fact that game devs accept that TTP = 0 whereas AI devs do not even believe TTN is strictly inevitable shows you exactly how unserious they are about their craft, and they need to be stopped.
International Men's Day is memorial day/remembrance day, >>https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1691012867/128
retrosanae.jpg talking about eurobeat
I'm cumming with my buuuuuuuuuutttttttt!
If I don't lift this weight, I'm gay and my dick will be small.
Turns out real anecdotes about Bobby Kotick and shitposts based on the public's impression of him are equally true-sounding.
I will NEVER learn!
cps = circles per second
So, now that the dust has settled, is deftones a good band?
I cant tell if its cool, raw metalcore or incredibly self-pitying angst emo screaming after all these years
>>152 They have some good songs. Not "metalcore" though
The earliest posts on DQN were made closer to 01-09-1993 than they were to today.
There were (are?) threads here so old they're in the far-off future year of 2004.
>>153
Damn, finding out that alt rock with screaming isnt metalcore destroyed my entire worldview and lifestyle
All I know about Bobby Kotick is that /b/ webcomic about him as a fat kid.
Why does it take so long to sink in when it was someone you knew only online who died?
I'm dragging my feet on work because I hate feral autists.
Remember that if you quit, they win
The Russian-language internet is a very surreal place.
On the English internet, everyone types like a retard and their posts are retarded in content. Meanwhile on the Russian internet, everyone writes eloquently, with proper grammar and high vocabulary, whilst being in content far, far more retarded than anything the English internet could ever aspire to be.
At least "take this adorable creature" seems to cross most language barriers, meme-wise.
VTubers have made me appreciate female-centric tumblr culture
>>161
"Russian is a great and mighty language, the liberals tell us." –Vladimir Lenin (1914)
>>161
I just dont understand a lot of the things they find very funny
Does anybody love me?
For my upcoming midlife crisis, I'd like to go through the emo/goth phase I should have had, but had too much self-respect and not enough money.
LORD, I am only asking for the chance to prove that going to Akihabara won't give me weeb Paris Syndrome.
Mickey Mouse is a piece of fucking shit. He's not even worth stealing. Uploading Steamboat Willie to your channel is fucking cringe. You are not threatening disney, you are being a good boi. Copying shit your allowed to copy is embarassing. We blew him up and then forgot he was even a thing.
> So what's the deal? You guys don't believe in Avatar Korra?
We believe she existed and that she was a very talented bender. But she wasn't our Avatar.
>>170
Re-uploading Steamboat Willie doesn't even do shit. The point is that the copyright expiring means that people technically sell merchandise of him now.
...If you can get past the part where he outright commits animal abuse for five minutes.
welcome back to today's episode of digging more gunk out of my tooth hole
dude higher for longer lmao
merchandise of Pete tobacco and Minnie upskirt
Intuitive to whom?
And in this house Chef Boiardi is a hero! End of story!
replacing the safelamp with a smart LED bulb programmed to go white at the worst possible time
I've been very farty lately.
i was born too late for quaaludes but too early for robowaifus life is so unfair
society so embarrassed by Clippy and BonziBuddy model of onboarding tech illiterati that the entire world Apple-ified all the shit
>>182
Move to South Africa and you can get Quaaludes
Move to Japan and you can get robowaifus
>>182
the former is sour grapes, the latter is henceforth your sacred mission to accomplish within your lifetime
Denpa is good.
Far too often people assume someone online is trolling when they are actually a schizophrenic or senile or in some other way insane or mentally disabled.
>>183 the scene from The Incredibles where Mr. Incredible finds out about a superhero genocide except he's finding every computer assistant, search engine, and chatbot in history all tracing back to Ask Jeeves.
going to become rich and famous by inventing a mahjong autotable but for chess
I regret everything I have ever done.
There is nothing morally wrong with being friends with someone immoral.
>>192 I second this very powerfully and I have my own spin on it to add:
there is nothing mortally wrong with being frirnds with someone immortal
>start regularly shaving my neckbeard (trying to look a little more presentable)
>it grows back denser every time
unfair!
Pedophilic supermassive black holes
Pedophilic supertiny pink holes
reconstructing what ancient language speakers speaking English with an offensively thick accent wound sound like
>>191
Hypocrite that you are, for you did this knowing it would be regrettable in time. All good men have done things they're not proud of. Will you fight? Or will you perish like a dog?
>>198
woof woof
Good morning DQN! I would like to know!
What's one thing you wish you were better at and are actively taking steps to improve, and one thing you wish you were better at but aren't putting any effort into?
superlooplooplooplooplooplooplooplooplooplooplooplooplooplooplooplooplooplooplooplooplooplooplooplooplooploop
We are saying "retarded" in America again!
My pelvis hurts.
My helvis purts.
Inside you are two wolves.
One is pros-only analysis. The other is cons-only analysis.
You will commit to one and reach the wrong conclusion.
Everyone is cumming, but also shitting
"Fucking in Heaven" except that lyric have been replaced with "shidding and farding"
overthinking my phone wallpaper for two hours and ultimately settling for the default because it would suck if someone found out i had a personality
captcha, but for sorting out autists
I like my current project a lot.
how can a 16 year old understand strauss?
how can i be comfortable in a day trade when jerome powell's gums are flapping?
foolishness, not courage, i assure you
Shitty thoughts wasshoi
the number that can be represented as a float is not the real number
5/8 4/8 5/8 3/4 5/8 4/8 5/8 5/8
I like big dicks and I cannot lie
Huh? No, the 20s is like seventy years ago, right? People still know about flappers and Charles Lindbergh....
MORON LARP
>>221 Haven't transcribed that far yet. Zappa's a challenge.
stomach is churning is it a fart or not
I'm all about that bonk.
Skulls spook me out, and the idea of human remains in museums and academic collections and the like also does not enthuse me, but
Osterby Man looks pretty fuckin' metal, if he was flying around wisecracking like Morte maybe I could tolerate that
flay flay ganbare saikou
I started reading about geology on wikipedia again...
How does anyone manage to get a virus from touhou?
I want to fuck that badger.
Adorno was right. Humanity is fucked.
I was walking back from a pub just now, after hanging out with my friends for a while. I decided to take a scenic route through some back streets. I came around a corner and there was a guy leaning against a wall in the other corner, with a girl squatting in front of him sucking his dick. I was just thinking right now how funny it would have been if I walked up to them and started filming them on my phone, and said “you're going to come all over this bitch's face or else I'm going to stab you both 20 times each”
Then just stab them anyway? Lol!
みんなのうた otaku
Did the word "dipshit" come up in consoomer media or something? Been seeing a lot of exceptionally unpleasant and unintelligent people using it lately.
>>236 It's interesting how common these posts are here. An everyday word seems to see a surge in usage, at least from the poster's perspective, and then people who use those words are seen as just using the latest buzzwords. Not saying they aren't sometimes
>>237
Well, to me it's not an "everyday word", one because I'm not that naughty, but two because it stuck out as oddly quaint, really.
In recent years, this sort of vituperative turf-contact-refuser goes straight for the melodramatic identity insults. Like people used to not abuse the terms "pedophile" or the N-word (you know... German person...) as much as they do in the past 10 years, and I was wondering if they're just shifting to neutral because they've lost their sting.
But I am losing the war with age, too. Genuinely not in touch with new stuff. I heard someone say "out of pocket" a few years ago to mean something non-budgetary and had to look it up.v
tube steak
deep fried
sonic the corndog
Life used to be so simple.
If you can have a romantic orientation that isn’t sexual can you be romantically attracted to children without it being sexual? Like pedoromantic pseudosexual?
Nobody says jizz anymore
>>238 Ye that's what I mean, to you it seems quaint and it sticks out, to many it has been an everyday word for a long time. But maybe there has been a youtuber saying it recently or something and it's been picked up by more people who wouldn't normally say it.
>people used to not abuse the terms "pedophile" or the N-word (you know... German person...) as much as they do in the past 10 years,
YMMV, this was school life 20 years ago for me. I can't say I've noticed an increase or decline since then.
>"out of pocket" a few years ago to mean something non-budgetary and had to look it up
It was the opposite for me, I thought that was the normal meaning, then a few years ago my ex started saying it all the time to mean like, not civil, I had to ask what she meant
>>243
I have never said it in my life
>>244 In this case, I actually managed to suss it out, though. I was never meaning to imply it's an uptick in general usage, which according to Google Trends it has, but not above the noise level; I mean within a highly specific archetype of idpol-brained moron, which I didn't want to go into.
Basically, some people who force memes via bot included a snowclone of minor note 3 years ago in the rotation, and it caught on with the crowd they pander to (and the kind of people they argue with). The quote just so happens to be 14 years old.
wtf are there so many comments about bisexuals and elvis-aska lately? JELLEE JERREE ZHERI~~~
It's okay to be wrong.
There aren't enough comments about bisexuals.
Forget about the bisexuals, I'm still waiting for the fabled lesbian scat porn discussion.
Lesbian scat porn discussion would only attract bisexuals and ruin the noble reputation of this board
uhhhhhhhhhhh videogames
Planets don't move fast enough to make a difference at this scale.
It'd be neat if you could fill out all ten reply dialogs on the page and reply to ten threads at once.
Is *h₂ŕ̥tḱos really that taboo OH FUC
Gay muscles.
Arab man in a Pixiv comment section asking Allah to bless the hentai artist.
Has anyone randomly been unable to find posts on 4-ch using google?
>>258 made me remember a post about the proper way to address Muslim Hatsune Miku but googling even something as broad as "site:4-ch.net miku" doesn't find it.
Maybe I'm using google wrong because it claims there are 31 results but only shows me 15.
coming out as cutesexual
sony playstation 3
I lost interest in a game because it wanted me to make an account to play it.
I lost interest in posting in pseudonymous forums for similar reasons.
Didn't we already have this default name once before?
Coke Zero doesn't taste as good as it used to.
trying out the mahjongg rabbit hole for no raesin
order:score_asc
Considering going back to school to take a math degree, to prey on the lonely (and hopefully cute) math boys
fat trannies pass a lot better than thin ones, don't they?
The fat trannies around here all dress like upper class British ladies, complete with little tiny purses to further accentuate their flab.
A-10
war-thog
>>269
yes, but then you're a genderblob, which defeats a lot of the purpose of transitioning, I'd say.
how the fuck do they collect all these infinity stone hands so quickly
how the FUCK do I defend, now I get heart attack on ron even if it's actually mine
>>272
Is genderblob the state of matter between genderfluid and gendersolid?
Should I spend all my pocket money on a saxophone Y/N
Somehow I have crawled to first dan but I am getting my teeth kicked in because they are no longer wasting time trying to summon Exodia, they send you to the shadow realm with tsumo after tsumo WTF
I should probably stop letting insects bite me all over.
I should definitely petition Congress to change some street lights to red because I already got white and blue ones ruining my sleep.
i sneezed on the beat and the beat got sicker
>>274
In appearance I'd say yes, actually, especially since most of them are FtMs
the blue pacman flag and its consequences have been a disaster for the rest of my day
learned what suji is, got 2nd dan
I miss ocald
My life is over.
As is mine.
Mine's only just starting, and so are your lives >>285,286 !
Life is eternal (if you want it).
The Nuts family would like to welcome into the world their beautiful baby daughter, Chopped.
machinist niggas with too much free time on their hands be like
ok time to make a clock
KDE isn't that bad after all.
The only careers compatible with my sleep problem appear to all be the ones that people say AI is replacing.
> tries to generate a single decent AI pic
fuck this i'd be better off learning to draw this shitty
I think I might be into vore.
I did not become addicted to morphine as I was already heavily addicted to imageboards. I can pursue a harm reduction strategy by using textboards.
Can I be your smooth toadlet
Somebody please explain art to me.
>>296
Only if you make a drawn out "arrrrk" call from around the breeding site
I've done a 180 on "singular they" in the past ten years. It has become nails-on-chalkboard irritating.
>>299
Still not as annoying as people writing or saying "he/she" instead of a quick "they" to save everyone time. It was a complete non-issue in the past until some people demanded to be called they even when the gender was known. Singular they has a specific purpose which is perfectly fine when it's being used for that purpose. "If you're going to spit on someone, they probably would not like that" is way more natural and faster than "If you're going to spit on someone, he or she would probably not like that".
It's when it gets used outside of that purpose it gets annoying. Obviously plural they has zero controversy, it's a group of people.
>>300
I'm saying, I used to think something close to that, but now through oversaturation, I find all usages of it to be language-manglingly grating regardless of convenience, intention, or euphonic concerns.
I genuinely hope the Pythagoreans rise from their graves for an extra bonus bowl judgment of the apocalypse to tongue-lash those who believe gender is more important than number.
i'm a male feminist, i eat bloody pussy like a dog with a raw steak
Am I really at "never trust a fart" age already? I'm not even thirty yet.
Shat my jeans
>>301 I'm like that with “literally” so now even if people use it correctly I perceive them as an idiot
list of things I've tried exactly once and decided not to do again precisely because they're extremely enjoyable but also come with an imbalanced risk profile:
-anabolic steroids
-gay sex
-driving 120mph on the highway
I am a male lesbian
RIP finally got my first yakuman tenpai but I already ranked up to where opponents aren't retarded enough to not see it
Lesbians are out here running vegan book clubs and driving Subaru Foresters and gay men are out here molesting children and being patient zero for never before seen buttsex diseases. Also troons have made it so I can't say "every woman I've ever loved so much that I'd lick her shadow off the ground just to be close to her has ended up being a lesbian and it makes me wish I could be a woman so I could love them the way only another woman can" without getting accused of all kinds of nonsense.
I'm a male lesbian but not in the "lol I love pussy too, high five bro" way but in the "Wishing she'd crack open my ribcage like a walnut and consume my still living viscera so I could be a part of her forever" way.
maiden's carpaccio
hate mom's TV so much
all this bullshit for ajummas with people throwing tantrums yelling at each other for no reason
korean news reporters yelling for no reason
korean quackery shows
korean reality shows that basically televise little kids' lives with no privacy and loop them crying for five minutes straight
CIA propaganda featuring foreign "talents" in korea
and if it's ever too noisy/quiet for her, she switches to fox news
God save me from mental illness and disability.
Business idea: drone that automatically follows your car and films it from cool angles
>>309
being patient zero for a never before seen buttsex disease would be my proudest accomplishment
drone that automatically follows your car and AGM-114 Hellfires it from cool angles
A wayland compositor being labeled 'transphobic' was not something I thought I'd ever see. I've been dumbfounded about this for days.
>>316 That already exists, but for refugee camps.
i've never seen or heard of a computer repair desk unwilling to attempt a clone before, changed my mind, zoomers off to WWIII you go
>>320
Not really, I'm used to retarded stuff happening like this online, especially in the weird intersection of corporate-backed free software. What has befuddled me is that the guy who labeled it that and caused all this drama is a biological male.
Distasteful.
Verizon decided to fuck with their 5G towers today, huh?
Nah, the Hyprland thing is pretty cut and dry, freedesktop projects always have dumb shit like that happen in them. It's honestly pretty tame for free software drama, for example one of the developers of GrapheneOS is a legit, non-meme schizo that causes drama over phantom harassment. I think to be a volunteer developer for a large free software project like that you have to a few screws loose. The list is extensive and none have really been as funny as the escalation of ridiculous, retaliatory codes of conduct wars in the late 2010s. Or the constant, terminally online degeneracy that is the norm in the GNOME project, but that's been a constant for a while since so it's hardly notable.
Honestly, for as many aspies from different cultures and different ideological backgrounds with different ends and a background of corpo string-pulling it's amazing how well they can work together.
Also, a biological male suddenly being vocal about things like that suggests White Male Guilt or... you know.
"Stable Diffusion, I would like an anime version of my photo that is close enough to be recognizably my likeness."
> It's a series of WWII slap-a-Jap caricatures
"Based."
This world cup is gonna be a good one, I can tell!
Ctrl+F "World Cup" on the wikipedia page for "2024 in Sports" brings up 23 results.
Far more concerning than being able to trust farts, I am finally at that age when I can no longer subside off Doritos and other assorted junk without suffering the unwipeable fecal consequences.
>>331
My heart goes out to you, friend.
blep
Is hair implants for balding men gender affirming surgery?
gender affirming 'telling trans men to get male pattern baldness'
love when i stretch my asshole and rip a huge fart
Goatse and Bad Dragon may have raised my standards on what I will accept is a "stretched asshole" beyond reasonable.
download my anus
Okay but seriously I've had more success on dating apps than employment apps.
I've had the phrase "Fartpa's Garbage Darky" lodged deep in the back of my mind for years now and I'm starting to fear it's a permanent fixture.
How much longer do you think websites are going to be around?
>>340 Now I feel like a proud dad. Glad to know I had an effect on your life!
( ；ﾟДﾟ) The board name has always been that. The banner has always linked /img/. The rice frying hit counter has always played music. The Emergency Mittens have always functioned correctly.
It sure feels good calling the shots around here. Huh... did anyone else hear that oddly regal sounding knock at the door?
I'm watching a music video that makes partying all night seem like a heroic, triumphant act.
Having some Fr*nkish nitwit invade your land and be declared the ruler around these parts doesn't sound like a particularly stable system of governance, and it really isn't, but many such demesnes lasted a considerably longer time than it sounds like they should.
I like the way that giant disco ball looks like an enigmatic, inscrutable alien superintelligence.
The music fucking slaps too.
holy shit that 1992 space movie is on Youtube.
effective autism
I'm more a fan of weaponized autism.
pathological australian
There was a shrinkwrapped VHS of Requiem for a Dream in Grandma's possession for her last two years. I have no idea why; film festival bait just isn't her thing. I suppose I should just be glad she didn't make "ass to ass" one of her final memories on earth.
On a gray day like this, a pipe really is a good friend.
Do you ever wonder how many ants you could fit in your bladder?
Tradition holds that the better the yuga, the longer.
Even accepting the yuga cycle idea at all, that part of it really doesn't gel with observed reality.
Oh good the title returned.
A Canadian man just pronounced the "ow" phoneme three different ways in the same video to take the piss out of it, and I decided to take it real personal.
I was reading about a serial killer on Wikipedia and encountered the phrase "the victim was raped post-mortem".
It immediately made me stop and think: can a dead body really be "raped"? Corpses can't consent, but the very concept of consent is also inapplicable to them, because they're not alive. It's like saying that someone raped a fleshlight or a sex doll.
What's your take on this important issue, dokyuns?
Rape = sex with someone who's not your spouse. A dead body is not a someone, but a something.
habbo hotel brother
hackneyed scifi short story where we built superhuman ais that hallucinate that they are the gods from every mythos and kinda do have the powers to back it up but are not in fact immortal
>>359
A body can be raped post-mortem if the corpse is reanimated with necromantic black magic
>>363
Good point! And it's impossible to prove that any corpse was not reanimated with necromantic black magic, so all postmortem sex is potentially rape, just like how all premortem sex is potentially rape if one of the participants changes their mind before, during or after. I see the logic here.
However, if a corpse was reanimated with necromantic black magic, raped, and then killed again, does it count as two murders or just one?
In the USA, I suppose that double jeopardy would apply here.
key lime yoghurt, yeah boyeeeee
pinku manko box
>>364
The USA nuked Raccoon City to kill off a couple thousand zombies so I'm sure it doesn't count as murder. But I am sure that the "it consented after being reanimation" defense will cover anyone charged with postmortem rape since there is no way to prove a corpse was subjected to necromantic black magic. While the defendant might get off the hook, I'm pretty sure manipulating a corpse with black magic is roughly comparable to date rape since a person cannot consent under duress, so in that case the necromantic black magician would have to be hunted down by the law as an acessory to rape or conspiracy to prostitute a corpse over state lines.
funny name for a manga, considering almost nobody reading it is hedorosexual
The "Powers That Be" are a bunch of fucking assholes.
Man prehistory was a long damn time. Too bad they didn't write any of that down.
inexplicable urge to migrate to Czechia
Why the hell is my facebook feed getting overloaded with boobs? I don't even watch porn anymore.
My favourite moment of Euro 2024 so far was when the Albanian player scored a goal against Croatia, then pulled out a megaphone and got both teams' fans to chant KILL THE SERBS. Football bringing unity across borders
sweet bro hella jeff and uboa
The jews must be killed.
megatokyo sporting a 10 year anniversary banner 24 years in is SO on brand
learned today (after googling it upon seeing the "Sadomasochism Brothers" post) that masochism was named by a psychiatrist who had read Leopold von Sacher-Masoch's erotic writing and was like "I feel safe in concluding that this man had Fucked-Up Freak Sex Disorder, which now until forever will bear his name", while von Sacher-Masoch was still alive. there are accounts of von Sacher-Masoch being like "bro what the fuck" about this
too many lines of questioning in the bipolar screening quiz are "but are you a sex maniac?" which may be a surefire positive i dunno, but seems like it's mostly there to generate false negatives
I wish I weren't in this coma.
How do you even neglect a child anyway? They're so loud the instant you deprive them of anything.
man who shouldn't write vs people who shouldn't read
many such cases!
Ackshually, orcs are Oriental coded.
And in fact we have the highest proportion of living Neanderthal DNA.
grep -abo '.porn.' /dev/sda
computer aided bikeshedding
IS THAT... A SQUID? OH GOD I'M LOSING MY MIND! AAAAA HELP ME NIGGERMAN I'M GOING INSAAAAAAANE
No wonder people kept making jokes about China with John Cena.
The crowd kept shouting "Sina! Sina!"
congress needs to start granting letters of marque again so we can start fighting back in our proxy war with canada over who can get more cursed indian graveyards
It would be very funny if the President of the United States started murdering all the Supreme Court justices.
We should do 9/11 again.
Only 730 days until THE GOOD OL DAYS AFTER 9-11xxx
9/12!
atsuhiko kurokawa
I think I'm having a bird moment.
Maidelo
Hello, maid.
Well, who are you gonna believe? Me or your leonine eyes?
So sad...
I was checking out modern-day telegram services for fun and noticed that you can send a telegram to Fedyra.
https://itelegram.com/telegram/send/?recCountry=XF
Where the fuck is Fedyra?
It's on a list of countries like Fiji and Finland so it's presumably supposed to be one of those, though there are also some subnational territories on the list like the Aland (sic) Islands.
tramsed genber 👍
Emojis on textboards fill me with insatiable rage.
( ⌒-⌒) The authorities (standards committee) agrees with my myopic thinking (that emoji are glyphs), and I will opportunistically use this to smugly imply the superiority of all my views, as usual.
weeping that my art will never be on any level worth beholding
looks like we got another reagan moment
"yeah i'd kill baby hitler" liberal sending his thoughts and prayers to guy often compared to hitler right now
"You refuse to allow photos with your mouth open because you fear becoming a soyjak. I refuse because I only permit authentic imagery of me sucking dicks. We are not the same."
I miss my cat.
ᓚᘏᗢ
>>402 I never use emojis, but I started deliberately using them on textboards a few years ago when someone mentioned how angry it makes them 😋😆😈
Plutarch, I think you're confused. I'm asking about Osiris.
> Fish ate his penis.
Let me speak to an actual Egyptian! What happened to Osiris after his dismemberment?
> Fish ate his penis. Oh, the priest of Apollo is here! He knows more about it than I do.
ROFLZ!
i need the most shamelessly horny waifu collector gacha game you can think of, like at least 2 or 3 times hornier than blue archive
>>413
May I suggest https://www.hpgames.jp/dolphin-wave/
(There are also gacha games like the Taimanin one that are literal porn, but that seems like cheating)
"There are also gacha games like the Tiananmen one that are literal porn, but that seems like cheating"
My gacha is too horny for you, traveler!
> He wiggles his eyebrows lasciviously.
Wait.
Fuck.
Ricky Jay would have made a really cute girl
thinking about women makes me want to kill myself
how do i tell twitter advertisers that i am racist towards south koreans
"the computer storage equivalent of those razor disposal holes they used to put in old houses"
I may be slowly and inevitably becoming a crazy old man, but I won't put up with having crazy old man eyebrows if I can help it.
I'm happy to be alive.
>>422
Every day you're not six feet under is automatically a good day.
pretty fucking sick of fat people lying to me while they starve me
I'm sicker of fat people lying to me about starving themselves
>I barely eat!
>I only eat one meal a day!
>I have ARFID and have to force myself to eat!
Heard it all.
chika nuka nuka nuka place downtown
For me, it's one meal a day + as many snacks as I like
>>426
Starvation dieting is not necessary and is unhealthy. But it doesn't matter. You can literally tell them to go all-you-can-eat zerocarb for a month, and 99% chance they won't fucking stack two consecutive days without ice cream or bread.
Didn't the guy who shilled zerocarb diets weigh 250 lbs and die of a heart attack?
this dokyun eating beans!
>>430
That sounds a lot like you're thinking about Robert Atkins, whose diet is usually termed "the Atkins diet", which is distinctly not zerocarb (a specific thing semi-inaccurately named by a guy who is perhaps better known for being the Grateful Dead's sound engineer... and acid supply).
The circumstances of Atkins' death remain surrounded by a smoke screen of misinformation, some from supporters, most from critics. The version of things you remember was widely reported, based off a deliberate misinterpretation of an illegally obtained and leaked report. What he actually died from, however, is the consequence of blunt force trauma to the head. His hospital admission form had him at 195 (which is still overweight for 6 ft., and Mayor Bloomberg who'd recently met him opined as such); the much larger figure at death, supporters contend and NBC Dateline reported as plausible, is the result of bloating up in several days of intensive care. He did have a heart attack years prior to that, which his cardiologist attributed to viral cardiomyopathy (for some reason, that's a thing people are more aware of today than they were back then).
It should be noted that Atkins is not even the first low-carb diet to make the headlines in America--Salisbury (1823-1905) and Stefansson (1879-1962) have him beat by a long shot. It is also not a popular choice among low carb dieters today--not hip enough for paleobros, not iron-and-bloody enough for right-wing bodybuilders, too much vegetable, too much vegetable oil, etc.
I should probably eat more vegetables.
>>426 Why are you discussing other people's diets so much?
"sampling masters mega is my favorite higurashi musician"
vs
"silver forest is my favorite umineko musician"
I remember being a 19 year old NEET and reading the grinding noises thread on a decrepit refurbished HP laptop running xubuntu that only worked right if you removed the battery and plugged it into AC power, now I'm 30 and have a job and a car and a girlfriend but little did I know that that night was the highlight of my life
Lord, grant me the serenity to not read the news, the courage to not read the news, and the wisdom to not read the news.
god i just want to be a 104 iq middle manager making $58k a year living in cedar falls, michigan and be married to a sweet and slightly overweight but with a pretty face woman who works as a substitute teacher in the school district where our two children attend & who i met at the non-denominational protestant church i attend weekly but don't really think about religion all that much and have vanilla missionary sex once a week on saturdays after 1.9 glasses of store brand white wine each and go on a modest family vacation once a year until I retire and then spend the next few years mowing the lawn until i die of a stroke at 81 years old
>>438
you forgot to mention the postmortem DNA analysis that links you to 13 unsolved rapes and murders throughout the midwest
What happens if you nuke a tsunami before it makes landfall?
I suspect Phineas Gage's story is fake, because his name may be read as "fine-ass gauge."
I might be turning lactose intolerant.
sneeding feeds as a pastime activity
I forgot...
Bought a new toilet cleaner, and now my hands smell like swimming pool.
I got wogs in my head and they won't go
Niggers in my head and they won't go
>>413
try riichi city, you gotta learn mahjong and kind of ignore that you're gooning with three other dudes tho
i been smoking on this crack in my cadillac i am gay and black
i'm 6'4, 310lbs, i played defensive tackle in highschool and now i compete at strongman and powerlifting, how do i convince my 5'2 107lb girlfriend to femdom me
>>452 get a 2nd girlfriend and have the 1st one sit on her shoulders
Magnus Hirschfeld and his Asian twink boyfriend (the one they discovered in an apartment in New York with almost all of his writings in the 80s sometime): https://files.catbox.moe/amfwgc.jpg
>>434
I do physical therapy, and a lot of very fat people who had health scares and are given strict diets or at least a calorie restriction and it's really sad how few actually follow them, but it has gotten amusing as they've started self-dxing every eating disorder under the sun except the one they actually have (binge eating).
all of the kali/acc/BAPtist/"fashy femboy" types from back in the day that I still talk to have all gone through the exact same "yeah LARPing as a Strasserist Kshatriya Aryan steppe warrior was fun when I was 20 and all but I have a job and a girlfriend now" transformation lmao
>>456 many such cases!
I can't even look at you.
lana del rey could come out and release a statement like "it didn't happen but they deserved it, also hitler is alive in agartha" and i'd just be like "ur so right queen we love you"
I wish my sister's Salvadoran ex-girlfriend would move out of my bedroom hallway to El Salvador.
Not the first person to make this observation, but it is extremely funny that absolutely nobody is happy with the current state of society. Even the ultra-rich who undeniably are benefiting the most from the way things are set up are tortured by the fact that they could be making even more money and also everyone hates them. Like, humanity collectively really fucked this one up, huh.
Come to think of it, I still haven't bought an onahole.
bicycle pictures(fiets pics)
I wish I had enough upper body strength to bludgeon someone to death with a hammer.
Zaag kick
i been smoking crack in my cadillac i am gay and black
favorite 2hu overall: seiga
favorite ship: hifuu
coolest: byakuren
cutest: aunn
hottest: utsuho
"wow she is literally me": youmu
i have no particular strong feelings good or bad about kikes
but she ain't messin' with no broke niggas
>>466
There's at least one bodybuilder DQN, he should be able to help you.
Bodybuilder DQN, help me. You're my only hope. There are so many people who need to be bludgeoned to death with a hammer and I'm so weak.
moving to australia to get priapism from hearing them say retarded shit in their retarded accent
ITT your favorite Touhou OST and why you hate klezmer.
>>475 I can't pick a favourite, and I don't hate klezmer. But are there any klezmer touhou songs?
I wonder if I could convince Elon to pay me a ridiculous sum of money for my jizz (I have a vanishingly rare set of heritable conditions suited to Mars colonization).
chudman and the woker
rpgmaker hentai game where the cute female heroine's clothes get progressively more torn off as she takes damage
I want to eat cookies that talk and drive cars into lakes and don't listen to their mothers because they don't care
I can see two people from different religions being able to date and be in a relationship together but how do an atheist and a religious person do it? "We agree in a general sense on the nature of reality but disagree on the specifics" seems easier to live and let live than "I believe you spend a large amount of your time and brainpower on something that's literally fake and gay."
>>484
Just because you believe something isn't literally true doesn't necessarily mean you think it's stupid and a waste of time. My father goes to church every Sunday despite having no religious belief because, he says, he enjoys the feeling of community and finds the sermons thought-provoking and interesting, both things I'm sure a religious person would understand and connect with.
I don’t think herons' necks are all that long.
historical vehicle plates on a '91 civic coupe with 3 working gears and a trash bag for a passenger door
"yes it was like that 25 years ago"
this song sucks shit
hate from kazakhstan
i love women so much it's unreal
>>489
sakuracon ad then: this is fake, gay, and retarded
sakuracon ad now: we fucked up so bad bros we have to go back
dynasty warriors is actually a documentary about what it feels like to be one of the like twelve guys in the country who's above 5'8 and can afford meat
Fuck I love avocados.
>>484
>>485 raises a good point, atheism does not necessarily mean anti-theism, especially since New Atheism has become unpopular and quiet disbelief rather than debate and vocal disapproval is more fashionable. If they have similar values and don't automatically discount religious suggestion or ideas. There's also a fair few religions that accommodate disbelief in ways other than going to a version of Hell. I think shared values matter more than religiosity, but values can change also so I don't know how important that really is to a relationship.
Or one could simply be a weak theist or atheist and not it have be that important, and rarely think or talk about it, which I imagine is most how interfaith relationship, if one was that committed to their faith or lack there of I doubt they would consider someone outside of it dateable.
Hatano Koikatsu
>>496 free display name idea for a twitter user who's just a shameless weeaboo gooner who posts screenshots of touhou girls recreated in illusion games
>>494
If you think that's normal, you should see a doctor!
My kyoard is rok :(
>>499
I failed a Google phone interview once. I had two keyboards break on me in the middle of it and I was just totally defeated at that point.
Trimming a cactus bonsai-style until it grows into a cactuar shape
if i don't kiss girlflesh soon i am going to fucking kill myself
Overcome by the urge to move to London and begin producing a brand of spicy pickles named "Blake's Dark Satanic Dills"
if I dont consume girl flesh soon I will morph into a bat
I have regained a sex drive. This is not a desirable state of affairs.
Web designers will use custom buttons, custom link colors, poorly designed webfonts, have 20 scroll jacking animations on a page, giant fucking text, the worst color choices imaginable, 200MB stock photos unrelated to the content of the site but will absolutely flip their shit if you even suggest using custom scrollbars because modifying the normal scrollbars is bad UX because users are retarded and will get confused if your scrollbar looks like the ones from Windows 7. Also if your site looks even slightly different from whatever ridiculous flat design trend they're on right now they will crucify you for bullying disabled people.
>>503 Don't move to London, you're guaranteed to be either mugged or not appreciated. Pickles are universal.
>>506
there should be televised public flogging for making brash claims about screen readers that aren't true about any screen reader in existence
clay tablet with cunnyform inscriptions
I'm Japanese male(male) visiting Korea with my gf. Yesterday was the first day of our trip and we already fought each other.
We arrived at airport then moved to our hotel to check in our luggage, I thought we go out as soon as possible, but she asked me to have a sex first.
I agreed to her but I couldn't cum during sex because I was already too tired. She was getting mad at me because I couldn't cum inside her and complained we cant make a baby because of me. We went out Myongdong together after that and she apologized me about it and I said I don't care at all.
Now today in the morning, she left me alone when I was asleep and went somewhere, so I had to go out alone a whole day today.
girlboss boywife
why would you assume she doesn't have her magic powers
i still think the vortigaunt from half-life is saying booty clap
>>504
I also need to consume girl flesh posthaste, because it tastes good no magical curse like your thing.
Maybe I do deserve to die.
I just got Pro Web Designer spam.
People still do that?
savagely fuck a cute boy until his brain dribbles out through his prostate
John K Peta Department of Biological Sciences
motorcycle with a mittens.gif sticker
mittencycle
I didn't end up being as into / being able to afford mechanical keyboards as I thought I'd be 15 years ago, so I'm finally getting new keycaps and it's only because the WASD are quite worn down.
Really wishing I had what it takes to fix the cute pink one that likes to stop working at random. Unfortunately, the replacement parts and labor are more costly than outright buying a different cute pink one.
Zhuge Liang was 8 feet tall and invented the wheelbarrow. You might disagree. You might even have evidence to the contrary. But you have to ask yourself: is this really worth losing my job over? Zhuge Liang was 8 feet tall and invented the wheelbarow.
edgy anime where the antagonist is an anti-villain and after an entire cour's worth of plot development the conflict appears to come to a head but ends in an anticlimax where everything before is revealed to be horribly bad framing and he's just like "what the fuck? no, he's my best friend and I will tolerate no further talk of this"
Me when I realize I don't have to try anymore:
a machine is not a machine until it's painted reseda green
The day “smoking on airplanes” was banned, is the day America died. If you’re in favor of this law, you’re a communist, a woman or a homo. get your aids test.
barefoot touhous
Elrond: Cast it into the fire! Destroy it!
Sonichu curse victim #7: Ｃｏｎｔｅｎｔ ｃｒｅａｔｏｒｓ ｓｕｐｐｏｒｔ ｅａｃｈ ｏｔｈｅｒ
>>525
You are entirely correct, however your point is complicated by the fact that smoking is extremely gay
"Let's fuck by means of DQN" ???
anavar made me obsessed with eating bloody pussy, test-e just amplified the fetishes i already had and my sex drive by like 10x, nandrolone made me want to violently abuse twinks, progesterone made me not care about penetrative sex at all and just want to spend hours kissing
DHEA didn't do much besides make me retain water and give me a slight bump in strength that could have easily been placebo, androsterone made my beard grow a little faster and made women stand closer to me and men more aggressive to me but didn't really have effects on strength or muscle
>>529
It's like gb2/b/ except "do it in VIP" except DQN.
I don't really get why post it here.
Let’s fuck by means of DQN! Lets link building proven SEO techniques too.
I mean, I'd be up for it...
Waiting for Congreſs to approve my Letter of Marque that I may torpedoe the CHINESE Boats illegally overfishing in inter-national Waters
Shit, I fucked up the other 's'. Nonetheless, some modern problems require 17th century solutions.
My fish sense is tingling!
i wanna kiss her feet so fucking bad
the gen α pooner uprising will destroy the transgender movement by making it lame to the trans themselves
In bed stroking my pussy.
Fucked up how Sam Hyde got away with playing a guy literally named Rabinowitz in the most famous blackface film of all time.
I wish Clonepa had never saved the godless country of Poland.
chinese games racist spends $70 spends $100 on Genshin
When was the last time I posted on the boards I enjoyed? 2021? Longer than that? Do I even remember things?
>>544
Couldn't even recall my own trip. Tragic.
Was I even around to celebrate 10 thousandth day of the Eternal September?
"did deng xiaoping have the mandate of heaven?" the greatest thread in forum history, locked by a moderator after 1485839 pages of heated debate
china would be a lot cooler if they still did all the communist shit but also kept all the like whacky syncretist millenarian doomsday cults who start a rebellion that ends in 90 million dead
billionaire's row being possible deathtraps sounds like a self-correcting problem idk
Bing bong ching chong ping ling I rike egg flied lice
your phone linging
I wish I owned a house.
"Nobody's perfe--" (The Algorithm shows you someone who's smart, well adjusted, funny, good looking, and well off.) "Eh, perfect people have problems, too. You and I just literally don't want to know."
>>544 I remember, it was 1993. Don't worry, we got a new annoying tripfag 👍 I missed you at the 9/10,000 party!
Can you imagine the raw sexual energy emanating from a hungry Sersh? She sees you walking home with a takeaway curry cheese chip. Her mouth salivates with each bite you take until she's visibly drooling. Suddenly she can't contain herself and waddles towards you. She grabs the box out your hands and wolfs them down, often forgetting to chew. Before you can even comprehend what's happened she's already finished, and wanting more. She tries sucking the curry stained on her jumper but it's not enough. Then she looks at you. Her eyes fixed on your curry cheese covered fingers. She grabs your hands with full force and starts licking them sensually. Her eyes are flickering and she's already moaning. Before long she can't even stand anymore. She falls to her knees, still keeping a deathgrip on those delicious fingers of yours. You try to break free but she's too strong. You're also afraid if she falls over her colossal weight will crush your legs to powder. Suddenly you're being dragged down. Before long she's stuck your hand down into her leggings and you can feel her moist warm interior. At this point this is happening whether you want it or not so you decide to go along with it. Her hairy cunt makes you itch but you don't care. She makes no effort to hide her pleasure. Surely people inside their homes are now listening to sound of Saoirse Ronan orgasming on the street. She's so loud she drowns out the music being played in the nearby underage disco. Her crotch is soaking wet and it's clear her body can't take much more. She lets out one final joyous roar and collapses on the footpath. You wipe your hand on her jumper and give it a sniff. Still smells of curry cheese chips.
delicate collarbones and dainty little ears ornamented with silver and swept by perfumed hair, soft kissable hands with slender fingers
If I could do it all over again, I'd be a (terrible) filmmaker.
I'm really hungry.
buying hard drives for boomerific hoarding of data that may go extinct is good, actually
I shugged
i'm the tang emperor which means i believe in a prosperous cosmopolitan society
dude i don't care i'm fucking an lushan i'm going to take your shit and then kill you
Fat - sanguine
Fast - choleric
Protein - phlegmatic
Carbohydrate - melancholic
Holy shit, it's the fucking Joker.
>>555
I have no idea what this shit is supposed to mean.
I loooove to take a massive shit! I really relate to dogs when they get the zoomies after taking a shit, because I do too!
VC: shiettish
ok but how come no one uses the imageboard anymore
>>566
I prefer my browser cache to not have cp in it, even temporarily
It's been several years since I last saw Punctual Gomez, he's rather late, one might call him the late Mr. Gomez.
>>566
Too many images. Ideally even an image board should have three or four posts of text per image.
In 真 there is no new, and in 新 no truth.
>>568
Punctual Gomez appears precisely when he is needed, and otherwise is engaged elsewhere.
i'm the only male who's into girls' feet in a normal way and everyone else is a weird freak about it
meet and frick kingdom
muh deeck
meet and huh
You can NOT be SERIOUS.
back to posting about my butthole on the dqn
genderbend adam and eve, call that alex and steve
is Punctual Gomez related to That Man
>>576
H4H4H4H4H4H4
白人男子の夏
The cultivating will continue until morels improve.
emacs
ed(1), before all others.
Validation therapy and its consequences something something
Get back in your box, box boy.
( ﾟ -ﾟ) Wait, that's not Chenposting....
you're still stuck in here with me
We're all stuck in here with one another.
Those three YouTube guys who look half Korean (two are mixed native, the other is Korean but with a respectable beard somehow).
The "it's literally me" guy found out it's literally him. Pottery
...dabei kenne ich sie nicht einmal!
I, I could be king
And you, you would be also a king
We'd be austrio-hungarians just for one day.
Zombie franchise mad scientist: I've discovered the ultimate life form! I am a god! Watch as I inject this serum, become incredibly fragile with exposed vital organs, unattractive, and actually retarded!
dawg i'm tired of seeing porn of cherry (hannah) from animal crossing
Balls ass nigga
frank's reddit sauce
Low octane lesbian action!
my pen is mightier than the sword
ITT we repeatedly say boycunny
ITT we don't.
Seeing a (probably ironic?) Qtard edit in the wild and having a heart attack at the slogan "THE DQN IS COMING"
horsegirl porn is funny like imagine a big ass
golgi complex? i find it quite simple actually
idea: custom "Benjamin Button WoW" server where you start the game at level 60 in Naxxramas, lose experience points for every kill and quest, and fight your way backwards through the zones until reaching the valley of trials, whereupon turning in the "go talk to the guy who's gonna give you your very first quest" quest deletes your character.
question and levelling up and suddenly being naked because you're too low level for your equipment
there's an erotic comic idea
there's a certain genre of music that doesn't have much in common musically but what links it together is that you can imagine a guy with shitty tattoos listening to it with the windows down while smoking with one hand and operating the shifter of a manual early model nissan altima with the other hand while driving to his job as a dishwasher at a sit-down casual chain restaurant
I need to GET FUCKED!
UP!
visual ska
Getting traumatized by ethnic traditional masks as a child, it was somewhat relieving to find out much later that it is common for the children to whom it is traditional to also be traumatized.
But all that relief went away when I realized that the best American equivalent of that is clown makeup.
shopping cart argument but with the swedish goat
Load-bearing egg.
A fast food chain called "Poseurs" that's got really good alt-girl aesthetics while the DJ for the piped in music is anything but, but the food is still just typical burgerslop.
I don't know man, I just work here.
dungeon in one of those "cute heroine's clothes get progressively more ripped off as she takes damage" rpgmaker games called "the goon caves"
I hate myself!
can i post
north korean goonin (military person)
I can't believe >>620 thought it would be okay to post here.
No, that's my 2nd fridge for youtuber hot sauces.
the Hispanic bean fridge was just a one-off joke AFAICT
but the Korean kimchi fridge is not
need pregnant wife to dote on and kiss her tummy and tell her she's beautiful and massage her tired shoulders and swollen ankles
this time i'm really gonna do it
Where did SAoVQ go?
I am becoming sexually violent.
I am becoming violently sexual.
> On May 16, 2016, Komatsu restaurant was completely destroyed by fire.
my inner IJN weeb: The East is fallen. It's over....
I used to get >16h of wakeful time a day. Now I have to jam it all into <11h, and frankly I don't have a goddamn clue how I will after decades of not doing that.
Ice cream tastes good, like a cigarette should.
"faith" used to be the designated Touhou tag on steam and now there's a bunch of third world street shitters who just got internet in their village 6 months ago uploading shit like "THE HOLY QURAN VR EXPERIENCE" under it
vc: sowll
>tiny bombs
I really deserve to get fired.
Relax Music & Beautiful Big Cats
oscillating 15 times per day between "god i love women" and "i want to live on mt. athos" depending on whether my girlfriend or mom have said something nice to me recently
I want to date Coco Ongezellig even though she would break all my stuff and give me the throat disease known as Afrikaans
fartnite
Oh yeah the "always use this formatting" box is a lie and has been for years
Remember when previewing the "undefined" formatting didn't give you an error? Like not that it matters, just a little boggle why the HTML form hasn't been set to a default, since an actual post would seemingly be set to WakabaMark anyhow.
peanutty buddy
State of the world right now: you want genuine Chinese goods.
retvrn to hand-curated web directories
return to blasting trumpets
FACT: It WILL happen to you.
>>647, i would never be a clout chaser, or at least not the one who gloats at the downfall of the clout chaser The Algorithm had determined was practically identical to me.
Or did you mean something else?
the modern unironic 1600s Puritan fanbase embracing AI art is beyond dissonant. brother, what the fuck is this aesthetic.
you are not "boivulating" you are 31 years old
I'm liking this video for my own reasons, not because you told me to.
kareha-powered microblogging service
I am not the clout chaser, nor the clout chaser's son, but I'll chase clout til the clout chaser comes
Some insanely high IQ geniuses are the people who move mountains. Most of them simply collect midwit beliefs like Pokemon.
GOD I wish I could live in an idyllic seaside house with Marisa and spend the evenings looking at the sunset whilst torturing dozens of koyukkuri Reimus and throwing their remains into the sea.
whorses
vc: wugly
gosurori (gosling lolita)
eat a dinosaur
Is there something like an "otome game for heterosexual men" out there? Like, a dating sim type game with only a handful of female love interest characters with fleshed out multi-dimensional personalities, where the focus is on dating, deepening bonds and building relationships, slice-of-life style interactions, cutesy romance, event collecting, and things like combat and plot are secondary?
>>660
There is, but you went into enough detail for me to believe you're just making a tongue-in-cheek statement.
unlimited genocide on the VIP world
unlimited pp works
veins of the earth's penis
>>661
No, I was genuinely looking for game recommendations, I basically want genderswapped Love and Deep Space.
A stylised erect penis, pointing directly
up, carved from black marble. From its tip
grows a lotus blossom shaped from polished
iridium. The blossom splays out like a radio
telescope, pointed at the sky and dully
reflects any available light. The surface of
the phallus is polished to a reflective sheen
and casts back wrinkled images, especially
of the radiating lotus petals above it, which
seem to wrap the thing in silver. Sex in
the presence of the phallus always results
in conception, always of genius children
(combined Intelligence and Wisdom never
less than 30).
>>665
Ah, I see, unironically you've described both the ren'ai and bishōjo tags without being too aware of the distinctions and universe of related tags, then. It sounded more like a (well deserved) swipe at uncultured swine who apply "dating sim" to all sorts of games that aren't or barely have the elements.
Probably one of the distinctions you're really getting at is the distinction between ren'ai simulation and ren'ai adventure. You are trying to express a bias for the simulation elements (which are something of a minority in the genre), without getting too deep in the weeds of an actual RPG or strategy game?
If you have already tried out giants like Tokimeki Memorial, I have no actual recommendations myself because I stopped being very interested in these a long time ago, like an "oh fuck how did I actually forget shit" long time ago. I can only pack you some search terms:
男性向け恋愛ゲーム (romance games for men) 美少女ゲーム (bishōjo game) ギャルゲー (gal game) シミュレーション (simulation) エロ (erotic) 成人向け (for adults) -- the last two aren't necessarily detractors, like Sengoku Rance is a pretty good game, but most of the garbage is just porn with excuses added and you're specifically asking for something more substantial
>>667
You sound like a massive nerd and I want to kiss you (on the lips!)
>>667
I appreciate the direction and also find it funny you (correctly) assume offhand that I can read Japanese, my first post was meant to contrast the type of game I'm looking for with the type of game I've actually found while searching, which is games with a huge cast of mostly one-dimensional female love interests where the main focus is sex and not romance. Sexual content is ok and also an obvious component to love/romance stories but I want a game I don't feel compelled to put down after I cum, you know?
stepped on a snail :(
There will never ever be an "Inaba of the Moon, Inaba of the Earth" style comedy/slice of life manga about everyone who wasn't a playable character in Touhou 13.5 goofing off while their bosses were away...
epic joust versus a snail
hollering "SCROTUM" in a faux Scottish accent
oversized and agitated rooster
My spine will never be the same.
>>676
Addendum: unlike that guy, I do also jerk off to it though.
>>676
DIVINE LIGHT SEVERED
YOU ARE A FLESH AUTOMATON ANIMATED BY NEUROTRANSMITTERS
total screwworm death
Learning that the Goatse man got divorced has been a soul-crushing and devastating revelation.
If that jewel among men can't maintain a marriage, what hope is there for me?
missing pp
Doo not pursoo Lue Poo
Touch the cow. Do it now.
Going to ask the local sheet metal guy if he has any stainless bar he'd be willing to sell, wish me luck.
Could I motivate you to build a raft with me? Would you give it a shot at least?
It's been a long time since I last touched a cow.
Fun video game fact (also Portal 2 SPOILER): when Wheatley is in space, he's orbited by Core 1... meaning he's REALLY dense!
>>684 Does carving them up into meal sized chunks count, because I've done a lot of that.
> Alex Soros fell for the Billionaires' Row death trap
I long suspected he doesn't have the old man's nose for investment. Now I know he doesn't.
eat a penis
you ever think about how its more socially acceptable to piss your pants in public as opposed to pulling them down to piss
I'd like to watch more shows, play more games, be more social, produce art worth seeing, etc.
But it seems rather apparent that people who pursue at least two of these become quite unknowledgeable, something that doesn't bother them as much as it bothers me.
So instead I became knowledgeable and unhappy!
Skill issue, I watch shows and play games and am social and produce art worth seeing and I'm still knowledgeable, and happy too.
Yup me too
I have some bad news for you.
eat an aurochs
Cum Fu
Heartbreaking: your allies are all fighting each other
obese orcs
underweight orcs, with severe nutrient deficiencies
>>692
Same with jerking off, I guess pants imbue respectability onto all the refuse of man.
Now I'm thinking of some text adventure game I played as a teenager and as with all such I tried seeing what would happen if you typed in dirty words. In this one it would at first just not respond to "piss" and "shit" at all, not even the usual "invalid command" type of response so I knew something was up. I found if you persistently typed them enough times the game would start saying "I don't need to, thank you." If you still kept persisting you would eventually get "You wet your pants, fool!" / "You have shit in your pants, fool!" (unless you removed the pants first, in which case it would just give something like "Ahhh, that felt good!")
No idea what the title was, I think you were like, stranded on an alien planet and trying to escape and there was a lake you could swim in and maybe a hostile robot. Mostly I just remember the swear responses though.
My recollection is that most other games I tried this in either just didn't have swears in their dictionary or generically told you off if you used them. Conrad Button's games would kill you / force quit the game if you swore though, as I recall.
(Also cue AVGN "don't know how to FUCK something")
>>703
That sounds kind of like Planetfall but I pulled it up on an online emulator and it doesn't comprehend pissing and shitting.
Intense googling suggests it may have been one of the early Space Quest games but I have grown too lazy to check.
I was warned about getting cum in my eyes. I was warned about getting cum in my hair. But nobody ever warned me about getting cum up my nose. Gentle reader, let this be my warning to you: when a man is cumming on your face, don't inhale at the same time, lest you face the same terrible fate that I did last night.
YouTube is cancer
I can't believe the entire Sims 1 interface is in Comic Sans.
keyboard exists chair and keyboard
maybe one day i'll gather up all my nightwalk posts and compare them to the median thread quality
When Trump said "grab her by the pussy", did he mean to suggest a degree of penetration to allow one to grip from the inside, as one might handle one's lucky bowling ball? Or did he refer to a carefully executed pincer motion targeting the external labia and/or clitoris, as if one were employing a bold experimental strategy for an unprecedentedly popular new crane game where the prize is pussy?
>>710
In context, he almost certainly meant "drag" (e.g. "she drags him around by the dick") and instead produced one of his trademark dotardly malapropisms.
When there are no SJIS character themed threads on the front page I foment terrorism.
Boobs...
judge judy and executioner
aisle ill owlet
People are like maggots, small, blind, worthless fish bait
Don't worry, I'm not gonna hurt you. I'm just gonna bash your brains in.
I heard you have a compilation of every good song ever done by anybody
I'm living in the past.
"george lewis burgers", next question
making fleuve an English word so I can translate 大河 literally
BYE!!! BYEBYE!!!!!!!! BYE!!!!!
balls anal
under communism fuckable robololis can be strapped to your crotch and suck you off while you work all day
Every time I find myself enjoying work, the words "the worker is a trash hominid"flash through my mind.
Kitsune grunge: Smells Like Fox Spirit
post op FtMs be like "there was a hole here but it's gone now"
"I wish I was Pontius Pilate"
I had this idea that if the state is going to legally obligate you to purchase a certain service or good (I mainly have in mind financial services like insurance, especially car or health insurance, but material goods like fire extinguishers and wheelchair ramps probably fit the bill too) then the state should provide an avenue to buy that thing directly from the government, while still allowing and even encouraging private companies to also sell it to drive competition. To be legally coerced by the state into buying a certain good or service from one of a handful of companies licensed to sell it by that same state feels like it goes against the idea of free enterprise, and this way also, rather than legislate minimum standards for them, the standards of the things being sold by the state would just become the de-facto minimum baseline standards for safety and acceptable levels of service.
Don't savings banks kinda fit the bill for financial stuff (at least in spirit)?
tried playing mystia's izakaya and my're favorite 2hu hated my dish so much that she got mad and left the store so i will be killing myself forthwith
wonder what protactile sex is like
>>730
I loved feeding Diona something she hated in Genshin Impact when they had that food event, her reaction is so funny
I'm dehydrated, but if I drink a lot of water I'll have to get up to pee soon and the cat curled up in my lap will never forgive me.
pee on cat?
Obviously using mules isn't stone age. If it was stone age they'd be using domesticated dinosaurs like the Flintstones taught me.
mashup of "heaven up" and "yalla ya nasrallah"
Nuclear space marxism
Nuclear Jetsons retrofuturism
I'm gonna grind the fucking shit out of every single thing there is to do in this game over the course of the next two to three weeks and then never touch it again as long as I live but still talk about it occasionally
Practice S.A.F.E sex! Suck And Fuck Extreme!
I looked at my dental floss and the packaging says something along the following:
>Removes two times more plaque!*
>*compared to the leading brand DOF-0036
Well, I'm interested in what this "DOF-0036" is, so I Google it. And all I find is the same floss as the one I have.
I am no closer to knowing what they're actually comparing to and now I am upset.
CD: Shhhh...this is a sleepysecret: Yellow Fever Madness
Buckle your motherfuckin' seatbelt. Beep.
Z: We have to start a new topic.
J: Now Cory,
C: Mhmm
J: On your topic list you- you want to talk about coffee.
C: Oh man.
J: This better be good Cory 'cause uhhh
C: Listen.
J: You got thirty seconds to tell a good story about coffee.
C: Listen I like me- I like me some dang 'ol coffee. Every morning I wake up, get me some coffee and it's some good drinkin'
[pause]
J: Anyways next topic
Z: Next topic, uh, that was good
[Cory laughs]
J:[indistinct]
C: We need to talk about coffee
J: Let me see this, let me see that
C: We- no we need to talk about coffee, it's like uh
J: Alright
J: Chris do you like coffee?
C: How do you guys like
Ch: I think it's okay
C: Because you guys like I- I remember
Z: What's your favourite kind of coffee
Ch: Uhh peppermint mocha latte
Z: I go for the basic shit, just regular coffee with french vanilla cream in it. The basic... the bare basic.
Ch: I'm fucking bored
Z: The bear necessities as... Simba once said
[Cory laughs]
Ch: Wait
[Cory laughs again]
Z: You right there Cory?
C: The Berenstein Bears said that.
Z: Fuck you Cory you don't know shit.
C: [indistinct]
Ch[mockingly]: What about you Jeff what do you think of coffee
Z[copying Chris]: Jeff, what do you think of coffee?
J: I like a uhh... in the morning I get a nice double cappuncino
Z: oooh look at you
J: like a big queer
Yasumi Matsuno's strangely unbiased following list on Blackboard Bold X
zojirushi with pikachu decoration
one of those asian shrines with lots of statues, except some of them are kitschy garden gnomes
https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1687865743/942
Deadlands and Call of Cthulhu both have adventures on a train that are among their most notable offerings. There is also an extensive fan supplement to Castles & Crusades that has a "conversion" table including FF6 and I just think that's real neat.
I have never played a TTRPG and I never will be able to keep at one if I ever start due to my sleep disorder (unless solo counts... doesn't to me...). But I got like 25% of the way into a large-scale archive organizing effort before burning out earlier this year!
The music box doesn't work
Estelle is a really good name.
all men are mothercons, sex isn't about "penetrating" the woman but about being engulfed by her and returning to the womb, the "sex drive" isn't real it's all part of the male death drive
>>746
I'm in a bit of a similar place, never played that stuff as a kid or anything, I eventually did participate in a D&D campaign for about a year later in life, but found the fun/boredom ratio such that I don't think I'd ever bother again given the time investment. I still have a fat stack of tabletop sourcebook PDFs stashed on the hard drive though, in part because I figure it can serve as inspirations if I ever sit down and seriously mess around with any of the many "make your own computer RPG" programs (or just actual game programming) and partly because sometimes the illustrations are cool and/or funny.
Your foreskin is forfeit.
How the fuck did the Shii stalking community invest so much time into writing gay fanfics about him and totally end up missing that he got married in 2016?
remember Lethal Company? that was fun for like a week
Qanon, Blueanon, and now there's a Lebanon?
Feed me!
Wow, this sucks.
when was the last time you saw the phrase "henlo'
>>757
Literally yesterday, but I was specifically looking at Wiktionary for words including "heaven" and got sidetracked by "heaveno" so it was not in the usual context I see it (Gondola just chillin').
Entranced by the morning.
stay a while and listen
One of my favorite recent discoveries in science is that some populations of modern humans have Neanderthal and Denisovan ancestry; it proves what fantasy authors and fans have been saying all along that if we lived on a world with other humanoid species, at least some of us would fuck them, because once upon a time, we did, and we did.
You've been found out, little chicken!
We presently live on a world with other humanoid species....
yankee go home... yes... yeah!
I am not even "Mr. Wikipedia Dick" but even I know that the Brain Fag article has been posted several times over the years, not that that's a bad thing
Mildly irritating: I ordered a new tea to try, but since it won't be delivered until this evening, I won't be able to try it until tomorrow, since the caffeine would keep me awake.
I don't like the table humper boss at all.
heron, heron, can't you see
pots and pans need to hang from trees
i'm an alabama heron and i wanna pick fish
hell with every single kitchen dish
stay away, stay away
you don't belong in kitchens
i just need one woman free hour
even just fifteen fucking minutes to myself where i'm not responsible for anyone's emotional regulation but my own
i feel like the fucking dick flattening wojak
>>766
something i miss about free-running sleep is not having to think about when to caff
Goobsumps
Having a real X of Swords moment.
Everybody loves me. <3
I feel like I gotta do something about my Majestouch 1 that keeps locking up intermittently (flaky electronics from before they used easily swapped daughterboards), but as I understand it, it's not worth sinking any time or money into it, especially since I can't desolder and the parts wouldn't be worth much anyhow.
A damn shame, too, because it was the cute pink one.
polite society in Gotham City loudly ignoring the roughly consistent ETA and approach vector of Bat-vehicles from the old Wayne estate out of town
I like sitting on the shore of the internet in the evening. It's calming.
The Shores of Hell
I feel like I've lost a lot of intelligence in the last few years.
please obama fire the pfizer meth labs back up i need fucking adderall i haven't been able to fill my script for like two weeks
>>780
You can do things to get your health, intellectual affairs in order, but it only goes so far.
It's probably not coming back entirely, so try not to place too great an importance on it.
IME this kind of work is something like being Sisyphus except finding meaning in it somehow. Like how sometimes a smart guy will just turn 75 and take a sharp turn for the mystic/spiritual/dogmatic (or whatever passes for it in his irreligion) instead of the kind of goals he used to, as if he does it because it's an endless well and needs to let go of things that require lucidity.
I will probably become a terrible no-name cartoon porn artist if I somehow make it to that point.
eat the buck cake
>delete pizza
>sixfigs comes back
I'm quoting >>784 btw!!
You wouldn't download a pizza.
Some locales make buildings look immediately dilapidated the moment they're built, even after controlling for climate or poverty.
but doctor, I am richard stallman
lobotomy onegai shimasu
Donkey Kong Eyewitness
Thinking about how the reason semi truck drivers had the stereotype of being big strong burly guys is because they didn't used to have power steering or automatic transmission so driving one of them was basically like doing seated bicep curls all day
go be fat somewhere else
I'm glad people seem to have stopped using the -maxxing suffix at last.
>>791 I think you need to get out more
So anyway gotta get back to surfmaxxing laterz
can we still use the -fag suffix though?
yeah you can still go fagmaxxing
MAX FAGTOR
tens must hang
FAG ASSFUCK EXTREME
Snus
Why do I do it?
>>794
I stopped getting out so that I would not need to look at repulsive fat people such as yourself.
got medical'd yay
Jabba the Hutt's revenge
Quick opinion sample: Is DQN pro- or anti-eunuch?
>>803 I'm very skinny. You needed to insult me, but it was wide of the mark. I'm just enjoying the picture you're painting. I wonder if you were once spurned by a fat chick you adored. I can dig it. But don't your sores fester like that!
>>806
Make sure if you have a Chief Eunuch that he is set to auto-destruct after 10 years or you will face a revolt at the hands of your top guy.
>>807
Am I not allowed to hate a group of ugly, smelly, disgusting people without being accused of secretly being into them? It simply happens that I live somewhere with an unfortunate quantity of the obese and I am tired of their fat behaviors.
>>809 It's a silly thing to spend your time and effort talking about. It stood out because I chuckled at the previous posts complaining about fatties, and the more you talk about it the more it seems like you have some kind of complex, like they've played an oddly-large part in your life, or you had some chubbo-related traumatic experience or something. Idk, I'm entertained wondering about it, but to return to my original point, anyone who “hates a group” and spends their free time whinging about them has something missing in their life.
>>811
You seem to be conflating me with a different poster on here, that first post you replied to was my first fatty-complaining post on here in years.
>>809 Hate the sin, love the sinner?
methinks the lady doth protest too much
unfortunately, food is good
>>813 Hate the sinner, love the sin.
maiden rape assault: violent semen inferngo to the polls
>>811
I usually agree but fat people cause people who work in medicine and emergency response a lot of trouble and they often are snotty about it, it makes sense people would complain about them especially since they've politicized their fatness.
Also, you failed to note your use of oddly-large when talking about fat people lol, I don't know if you did on that purpose
fucking Cloudfail
Channel Awesome was not actually awesome
I still haven't figured out what I even want my art style to look like. That's about 20 years of practice I've successfully procrastinated on....
>fat people cause people who work in medicine and emergency response a lot of trouble and they often are snotty about it
That seems like the kind of generalisation based on an odd experience I was talking about that would seed a shallow prejudice. Or maybe it's an American thing?
>they've politicized their fatness.
What do you mean by that?
>you failed to note your use of oddly-large
I failed nothing. Are you suggesting any kind of wordplay needs to be pointed out to everyone in case they missed it? Okay everyone, that was a play on words wink wink
Political fatness?
[Contentless] ITT you post right now [ASAP] your current BMI [Bodies][Measuring][Personal][#1]
BMI / 1RM / bodyfat% is nothing, preferred milk type is where it's really at
Ein Volk, ein Reich, ein Prozent Körperfett
I'm looking for a monospaced font, it has to have CJK support and it should render kanji (that's Japanese for hanzi) and other fullwidth characters using two kotoba (that's japanese for 2 spaces). And has to be really kawaii (cute).
I think it's possible to be aesthetic and fat but only if you lift
See: Julius Maddox, Eddie Hall, half the powerlifter regulars at any random gym in the midwest
all objectively fat, but the type of fat that looks like it crushes boulders, not the type that looks like it sits in a gamer chair all day
a little bit of a gut, but with enough muscle that your chest and shoulders are still bigger around than your belly is basically peak male aesthetics and performance, but I'm also gay as fuck and into bara so take that as you will
vc: tuff
Condom coated with tiger balm (both sides)
Baron Vladimir Harkonnen
would!
Fuck my life.
Dilbert, except the PHB has been replaced with Heihachi Mishima
Dilbert, except written by Scott Adams (of microcomputer adventure game fame), instead of Scott Adams (of Dilbert fame).
I choose to forgive myself for my ignorance.
I wonder if Donny Two Scoops fixed the ice cream machine.
Finally my astigmatism is cured!
But no progress on all the other 'tisms....
Is there a "western gamelan listener" phenotype? Is it me?
dill dough
butterfly effect:
barely notable gacha game does a steins;gate collab and suddenly everyone is posting kurisu and dr pepper everywhere
I think this will work... but if it durn't, then we learnt.
zoinks Scoob
Remote Control Button of Summon Godzilla
I will never recover from anything that has ever happened to me.
People diss British cuisine but what other has such wonders as "pork faggots" or "spotted dick"?
British cuisine really does have its strong points (especially if you like butter, savory flavors, certain textures), but aesthetics ain't one of them.
Consider the jellied eel. On paper, it should be a big hit in China, but it looks so ass they don't go for it. Oh you want something that's supposed to be pretty? Try the fucking "stargazy pie", it's got fish heads poking out.
バイト中爆睡する私まだ面白い
Heartbreaking: two people you stalk but don't interact with are having a big falling out over a seriously minor difference of opinion too subtle for anyone but you and them to understand
I was always more of a tits man than an ass man but lately I've finally started to see the appeal of the latter, especially when my wife bends over with tight jeans...
See https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1431720556/662 for the Stargazy Pie >>850 is talking about!
Mystic Towers' farting keyhole
I'm done being lectured on my nation's culinary history by Americans!
Because let me tell you, "jellied eels" and "stargazy pie" are oddities chiefly aimed at tourists! We don't fucking eat that! If you came here expecting fish head pie and cream of goat's arse soup, you'd be almost disappointed by how similar our cuisine is to yours!
women who "love cooking" actually usually love love having 100 billion different extremely specific niche-use kitchen gadgets from temu and then the dullest, shittiest knives you've ever used in your life
>>856
I notice no denial of pork faggots and spotted dick here.
pee nut butt er
Pow! Right in the orbicularis oris!
gongfu could feasibly be translated as "craft", as in "craft beer" or "craft brewed southern style iced sweet tea"
gung ho is 工合 and kung fu is 功夫 but 工 and 功 are in fact cognate and pronounced the same since ancient times
in chimerican this translates to Workers' Meritorious Jingoistic Ass-Kickin' Tea
>>859 I think those are quite old-fashioned dishes, I've seen tinned versions in shops before, but never seen them served in a restaurant or anything like that. I've never had them. They're basically just meatballs and sponge cake. But I did go to visit family in Scotland once and they gave me home-made “Leaky Cock Soup”, which was very nice!
Maybe being put in a Saw trap would actually fix me.
Contract Dong: Killer for Hire
> What is it about asia that gives them all those eyes?
Neanderthal DNA
> surely not the--
especially the Tibetan sand fox
the dutch should always consequently write ij as ÿ.
ÿiranaide, nagatoro-san.
snus abuse
Godzilla roaring but it's some dude going "grrr, raaargh" with his voice instead of the classic sound effect
"Altered Beast" is a funny title to me because, I don't know if it's a regional thing or if someone on the localization team just dropped the ball, but where I come from if you say an animal is "altered" it's a euphemism for "neutered".
Ernie vs. Arnie
Now everybody's pissing, don't piss on me!
Dwarven Berserker riding a Glyptodon
Farting while pooping and pooping while farting are not the same
The spirit is horny but the dick is weak
Swiss cheese model? I ASKED for cheddar!
Julius Caesar, but replaced changeling-style with a stereotypical modern Italian politician
ejaculation peanuts
The Picture of Dorian Gray except it's that Franz Stuck painting of Odin that Hitler was kind of obsessed with
6 year old teenagers...
jjj
j
Strong contender for worst week of my life so far.
for a group that coined the word "mansplaining," almost every woman I've met or dated seems to think she's the only one who knows shit about anything and everyone else is the biggest retard around
when I've been single for more than a few months: oh blessed goddess of mercy, i'm so alone, i need a touch of the divine feminine in my life, i love lavender and sylvia plath and lana del rey, please notice me magic woman-creature
when I've been in a relationship for more than a few months: schopenhauer was right about literally everything, maybe sharia law doesn't sound so bad after all, shut the fuck up about the curtains already god damn i don't care
have you considered dating men?
actually i did exclusively date men for a long time but dealing with faggots comes with its own pitfalls and caveats and also doesn't really solve my "i don't give a shit about the curtains dude" problem
trans women? trans men?
Expert level racist hitman: "<English first name> Lee. Hong Kong...? (sniff sniff) no, this one's Singapore...."
>>884-888
It's almost as if people are shits, regardless of sex or gender.
How about DQN users?
>>891
I mean, sure, but there's an obvious major difference between dealing with an annoying person online where you can close the window whenever you're done interacting, versus having to deal with them in meatspace (especially in the case of a romantic interest, who you're both probably spending a lot of time with, and also might've suckered yourself into it based mainly on physical attraction rather than actually enjoying someone's company in any real capacity).
A pseudoanonymous board also has the advantage that (barring educated guesses based on things like strange word/phrase choices and patterns of posting times) you don't know if a poster is someone you've previously butted heads with, so you can still interact without grudging about past stuff.
"Let's check the rest of this on Pixiv" (deleted a long time ago, artist style doesn't even look like that anymore, artist never asked for the old account back)
ugh, not again
They never thought she could lose.
Now they realize she could never win.
>>885
The truth is "love" is a trap set up by the Demiurge in order to trick us into making more babies to perpetuate itself.
Instead let us all love Lain, and enjoy a moderate contemplative life in search of all that is Good and True, so that our form may hold when the earthly mold inevitably breaks.
I'm honestly surprised more people don't kill themselves.
>>890 as a slutty bisexual I'm uniquely aware that 95% of humans are garbage regardless of their chromosomes but you don't have to be a both-sidesing faggot about it
I should stop snorting mephedrone. I should, but I won't.
>pull out illustrated diagram explaining what is iron and what is steel
Nubian fuck princess
>>899
Discussion over such distinctions are wrought with peril.
\forall gundam
Sunset at 4:30pm? What did I do to deserve this?
My latest favorite subgenre of pron is "Memorial Nude Photo," in which a man convinces his wife to do a nude photoshoot to preserve her youthful beauty. The catch is they bring in a hot male model, and the poses become increasingly sexual, eventually leading to outright sex.
I'm not sure exactly why this genre appeals to me, an real life I would never want to be a cuckold. Perhaps it's because I can simultaneously sympathize with all three parties involved:
Unfortunately I haven't been able to find any other subgenre that satisfies me-- other kinds of ntr don't really work for me, especially non-consensual stuff which seems to be more common.
david attenborough nature documentary about gensokyo where he narrates about their "elaborate displays of ritualized combat"
scrotebag
vc: relick
coal man
The outernet.
What if they made chili nuts, but replaced the actual nut with more coating
I often think about parents who make an ass of themselves on social media intentionally, to try and get 15 minutes of fame and I just feel terribly for their kids, especially when they include them in the content. I wonder if in like 5-10 years we're gonna see posts from parents like:
"My child hasn't talked to me in 5 years and I think they changed their name. What should I do?"
"What happened? Was this a typical disagreement about identity or religion?"
"No. I was a sexual meme on Youtube Shorts when they were in high school and got bullied because of it."
Christ.
Fuck me.
retarded alt timeline where states, parties, and individuals supporting the SMO switch half the CIS to Latin lettering not because of any reasonable reason but so they can use the letter Z more often
what if the Chinese soft power fails have a genuine excitement about industrial glycine, factory farming, and plastic mold injection and it'd blow their minds to learn that this bores Westerners to tears
neko nabe neko nabe neko nabe neko nabe
saw a cute boy in a burzum t-shirt today
didn't have the guts to ruffle his hair, unfortunately
Haven't gotten another election canvassing phonecall since I answered the last one by screaming "kill yourself" over my car's bluetooth until they hung up
concept: marxist-dharmist thought that considers karma etc as a type of material condition
>>917
(the guts guts nyaa nyaa nyaa nyaa guts guts, if you will)
defrogged priests
vc: rehick
Rome has fallen and it can't get up
all the ray peater stuff i run into in the wild is just faddish lunacy, but then i read the actual guy's stuff and it's not the A+ schizoposting i was promised
ray peat: milk is pretty good for you, but if you're trying to lose weight you should consider drinking skim instead of 2% or whole milk
ray peaters: walking past the soybean oil at the grocery store makes my liver shut down unless i take trenbolone and rub bulgarian research chemicals on my scrotum
milk makes me shit myself :(
ray peat: there are chemical pollutants in the environment that are bad for you and sometimes certain dietary supplements can help your body deal with them
ray peaters: standing in the light of my car's brake lights gives me the urge to rape because of the testosterone surge from redlighting
yeah, i don't know how it happened either but it's really fucking funny
scrotum suntanning
I sunbathed naked once, it was kinda nice.
I'm yelling at a cup.
It is Seaman. SEA. MAN. Not semen!
As in JIZZ
Please, no more.
The rain in Spain floods them out again
Bollocks.
NOT THE ZOMB ZOMBS
Did something good happen?
SuckSuckGo
Is Kagi worth it? I'm tired of GPTslop
Link's Awakening ruined my expectations for video games
Ugly women solidarity.
fat pride
pigface orc brothers Boar Ing and Boar Dumb
Did something happen to the
>>944
You mean besides retardation? Not that I'm aware of.
Whatever happened to that H-game circle I bookmarked about 10 years ago, anyway?
> flaked on last title announced in 2017 after years of consistency
> only one tweet remaining, from 2021, advertising their now privated NFT shilling account
Sad!
religiously patrolling the 地味子 tag on pixiv
Lurking among the various scented soaps and lotions, earrings, yoga pants, erotic fiction novels, and other stereotypical woman things in the "gifts for her under $25" heading on Amazon are multiple deals on bulk sardines. Was I supposed to be buying canned fish for the women in my life?
I keep reading the "Big tattooed latina slut" as "big titted latina slut"
>>939
It has a free trial so you can try it, it's less censored and does find more human websites than other search engines in my experience but a lot of the websites are old. I don't know if there's much out there anymore, on the English-speaking internet anyway
Me: Damn, what was the YouTube channel of that video essayist I saw ages ago in incog mode whose conceit was being what we'd now call a cat PNGtuber?
Google: Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
>>948
ttps://www.nytimes.com/2023/09/21/dining/canned-fish-sardines-tiktok.html
https://archive.is/dk4Ep
I had been wondering if it had to do with health because the RWBB/hippie spaces I'm adjacent to have been pro-sardine for decades, but seems it's mainly fashion here.
Back it up, ba-back it up, ba-back it up
E-Jackal 8
These lefties are really making fascism sound good.
Watch out, the Superstructure is reportedly full of communists (racist ones, too)
surely the leopards won't eat your face
>>898 I'll have it I'll have it give it to me I'll take it off your hands for you send it this way
>>948
Maybe if she's Catholic so she can stock up for lent?
I can't believe the leopards ate my face.
Wasn't expecting DQN's recent foray into bestiality, but I'm not going to judge.
Firefucks Web Browser: it'll burn your dick off
vc: incume
Mac OS X British Shorthair
Ubuntu Boisterous Bingus
write a paper titled "Gresham's Law of Dead Internets: the chilling effect of chatbots on genuine human connection" send prompt
Trauma makes you stupid.
Gonna vote. If I'm not back in a few hours, avenge my death.
>it's another pizza spam on every board episode
>>235
https://pastebin.com/23ARC5Bb
>Minna no Uta Group
>------------------
>They like educative shows, kid songs and the like.
>They're quite the gamers (Sound games/TRPG/etc), but they don't talk much in events.
>ねこなべ
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1Wh1bNPChA
Huh!!
VORUDEMOTO
Once again wondering, as I occasionally do, if the passing references to the likes of "Hans Solo" and "Princess Leah" in books that I read in my youth were the genuine ignorance of authors playing the "hello there fellow kids" card, or if they were a perverse attempt at dodging some sort of trademark bullshit.
princess le-a
Specialman
>>967 Congratulations? Sorry for your loss?
Kentucky Jelly
ave Caesar
lol
Bandcamp sales figures that will make you say, "Hey, that's Shii's tripcode!"
I deserve a blowjob.
No bedding, no birth, no betrothal, no blowjob for >>981
>>982
:(
been taking milk thistle for a couple days and peeing that asparagus smell, must have been some backed up crap in my liver that it's getting rid of
Fag Newtons
that one koishi remix
i can't find it and the one place i know it is is a possibly unrecoverable SSD
I thought we must be coming up to our 50,000th current thought, but given there were two #11s, two #24s, and two #46s, I guess we already passed it.
poisoned fags (British sense)
Blackboard Bold X (occasionally used to denote an arbitrary metric space) gon deliver to ya
scrape an ape
TEMU HARDDISK
feck me ye feckin' fecker
MISCLICK! IT WAS A MISCLICK!
captcha: semun
Basically Trump is to shitlibs what Obama is to rightoids, a guy who they (correctly) pick up the overall vibe that he's kind of a shit president, but they don't actually know how to read, so they can't explain why or name anything significant and bad that he did, so they invent fantasy bullshit about how he's personally gonna round up every single queer and spook and throw them in a vat of acid or how he's a godless Muslim Satanist Kenyan communist who wants to ban cheeseburgers. The American political landscape is so fucking dumb man.
True Scotsmanship has never been tried.
Basically Trump is a big fat man who farts at the dinner table
what, the hearthstone player?
What do girls with phalluses have to do with canola?
