Now that the dust has settled, I think we can all agree that bananas really are the atheist's nightmare
i am hugging you and kissing you on the lips right now
>>2
It was, quite literally, the Japanese version of "unalive" back then.
Just the five of us
Me and you and you and you and you
What happened to the 6th DQN?
Sorry, bathroom.
Clo-ne-pa
kuronepa
kusonepa
Gave 5 bucks to a charity once and now every cause is trying to get money out of me ranging the gamut from reducing male suicide to feeding kids to anti-cop stuff.
This annoyance will make me less likely to give in the future
>>14
Direct all your future donations to https://www.vhemt.org/
You know you're in for a rough time when your Mandarin 101 instruction includes ancient memes
>>15
Nah, if it was because of the character of people I'd be more interested but the enviromental angle is meh.
One of Trump's 34 charges is related to a donation made to a twitch streamer Rubber Ross
> Be Qin state servant
> Walk in on the "eunuch" Marquis of Changxin banging the Queen Dowager with the biggest fucking dick ever
Guys I'm worried for my life here
Do you think SpongeBob said "nigger" in that episode where he learns how to curse?
What if there's like another half to Gensokyo that's dudes but there are no games because they get along well and are kind of bad at spellcards and shit
Im sorry
So sad Steve Jobs died from preventable cancer
Im tired of it all
wanna go out sometime?
ΊΥιΊ
my favorite half-human half-phantom, ι³£ι±ι²
AMazing hERa, going ER; Supreme Gentleman, Ascension, -cel, Chad (Chadpreet; Chang; Tyrone), Femoid; Foid; Roastie, Just Be First (JBF), It's Over, LDAR, Looksmatching, Looksmaxxing, MGTOW, NEET, Normie; Blue Pill, Red Pill; Black Pill, Rope, Stacy
W-why don't we have semicolons any more?
;_; What the heck are you talking about ;;;;;
>Looksmaxxing
This is such a sad term to me. Way to turn self-improvement into weird bullshit
Ramadan cheat code: be OMAD dieter to begin with
OM and 5-6 cups of coffee
The city design spergs are so naive. They have never had to live in a fully planned city like Milton Keynes. It's terrible
Is that like the British version of Reston?
Fuck Reston
Happy 10th anniversary of Margaret Thatcher's death to all who celebrate
PBBPPBPTHP
BTHPPTPH
John Maynard Friedman
the 1450s are going to get that little island killed
Hat trick!
M-m-m-m monster kill
I have made some bad posts in my time, it's true.
Not as bad as mine!
Macron posting highlight packages of a state visit
Spent all day yesterday in the workshop slinging tires around, and now my back hurts.
>>34
IS THAT A FUCKING TOUHOU REFERENCE?!?!?!?!? LMAO CIRNO BAKA H IS THE STRONGEST!!?!!?!?!?‼️‼️ LOL EPIC YOKI GENOCIDE11!!!1 REIMU IS POOR PLS LAUGH NOW!BAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKABAKAHHHHHH!! KAGUYA IS A NEET KAGUYA IS A NEET KAGUYA IS A NEET KAGUYA IS A NEET FUCK LUNARIANS FUCK LUNARIANS FUCK LUNARIANS FUCK LUNARIANS FUCK LUNARIANS‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ AVERAGE DAY IN GENSOKYO: I GET UP AND MAKE BRAKFATS BUT THE YOKI MAKE INCIDENT SO I KILL EHER THEN WE BECOME FRIENS AND HAVE GAY SEXXXX‼️‼️‼️‼️🖕😡😡😡🖕🖕🖕‼️😭😭😭
Sex toko
Classic metal and hard rock songs as performed by an elderly Asian man at the karaoke club with a thick accent
>>54
LOL XDXDXDXDXD
I JUST LITERALLY
PEED
MY
PANTS
JUST A LITTE THOUGH
I MEAN ITS A LITTLE SPOT NOT LIKE IT RUINED MY CHAIR R NYTHING LOL BUT FOR REAL EPIC LULZ HIGH FIVES XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD
U FRUSTRATED U FRUSTRATED BRO U SO MAD WHY ARE YOU SO MAAAAD I CAN POST ANYTHING I WANT THAT IS HOW IT SAYS IN THE RULES I DONT CARE ABOUT YOUR FAGGOTRY RULES Y SO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL THIS IS A SHIT hgXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD A BIG ONE XDDDDDDDD A GRAT ONE XXXXXXDDDD CONGRATS MAN XD
WHATA FUCK MAN xD i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh
xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD OMGOSH
HOOOOOOOOLLLLLLYYYYY SHIT
whatr the HELL
WHATA FUCK MAN xD
i just fall of my chair cuz i couldnt and i CANT stop laugh
xDXDXDXDXDDDDDDDDDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
OMGOSH
DDDDDXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD DDDDDD LOOOOOOOOOLLLLL
THIS IS A SHIT
XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDXDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
A BIG ONE
XDDDDDDDD
A GRAT ONE
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>>63
THANK U1111!!!!!!1!1!!!!!!!11!1!!!! HAVE MY CHILDREN!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!!11!1!!!!1
brb gensokyo
>>60
"toko" means "store" in Indonesian.
Are you the Indonesian Gikopoi user?
Trolling Muslim Danbooru users by uploading illustrations of delicious food en masse during Ramadan
If Jack Kent Cooke, neither can you!
I think privacy-oriented services will never be mainstream because of the guy fawkes mask cringe
we can play interactive intercourse games on the net together
I'm looking for a bento box, it is pinku. It has to be of one kotoba with a handoru on top. Well, it's more like a soup thermos and the kotoba has its own handoru and slides right out. It can't be top-heavy. Mom bought it in 1992 and we haven't found a similar enough one ever since, so for now we're just praying it never breaks.
>>73 is it made in japan. and not in china or corea or whatever?
>>74 Hard to say. We were living there at the time. Somehow there isn't a single trace of BRAND or whatever on it, yet she maintained the useless sticker she can't read that says WΜJ―ϋ
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flesh computer
meat forest, booze lake
silk forest, 10k elephants
Bollywood coomers
Chocolate rain
Lately, I've been getting into goodposting (making posts that are good).
I'm not really into the sexing thing.
I love sex and having it too!
I am disgusted by sex and have no intention of doing it.
Who would have thought that getting touched by strangers feels weird!
I'm FUCKED!
I hate /jp/ spinoffs so fucking much.
give em 5 years, they seem to be bleeding users faster than regular imageboards
you cant run away forever
does anyone else think its weird Singapore has almost no presence on the English speaking web
i think it's like germans, where they either stick to themselves or blend in to the point that you can't tell
My favorite /jp/ spinoff is The Elitist Superstructure of DQN
City-state with seven digit population only half of which speaks English at home doesn't have noticeable Internet presence, nah man what's weird is that I've talked with more than one of them.
The universities are apparently good
>>85
Getting touched and touching strangers (dick to dick) feels pretty good.
Thinking of going to Aus for sex tourism
check em
very bold of john lennon to sing "war is over" when there are at least seven going on right now
"nothing of value was lost" adds nothing to a discussion!
soy teehee
>>101
the chorus follows with "if you want it" in the second verse, meaning that it is not so, but it might be so if you set to mind to it. john lennon is no dummy, the vietnam war was very much still going on at that point. if you ask me, it's a very good song for a rump that was meant to replace white christmas, an unbearable fucking jingle that sounds every year.
I wonder if anyone has truly had and taken the opportunity to sage in very field, seeing as announcing your captcha works on the honor system.
"In hindsight, inviting the entire Internet to hotlink images purely at your expense might not be a sustainable business model."
>>106
We lose money on every jpg, but we'll make up for it in volume!
DQNs, when will you learn that these half-baked tech startup ideas were meant to capture VC funding
I feel like anime girls don't have ϋΘ like they used to. Maybe I'm just not watching the right shows though.
Don't you DARE get a boner! If you get a boner... I'll KILL you!
N-word sex
s-word
>>106
We'll do market capture on a vague concept that can easily and cheaply be done elsewhere! Give me VC funds and cocaine now!
An untold truth about silicon valley is that, until very very recently, most startup business plans ended with "get acquired by google and retire to the the bahamas".
Move aside Deep-Q Learning, here comes Vivid Interpretative Processing!
Harddisk-Driveinson
Actually life is that bad, maybe even worse.
>>119
You can skip showering for 3-4 days if you don't plan on being around people.
2023NIu½骚
MX GNU/Linux is the new distro people feel the need to tell you they use
want gf who only stays at home and cleans and cooks food
MX linux more like Mexican linux lol
afurechau moe moe kyun
its all about the heeheehoohoohaahaa
Oops! All Masking
It's called: "tape delay" (DUB)
Fucking hate it when a show's intro is a short clip show. Especially when they'd do it to anime dubs that had an OP, "better take out the only 24fps part of this show hurrrrrr".
do you ever think about how in the eastern roman empire, the han empire, and several other historical polities there were people whose job it was to chop dudes' dicks and balls off
>>134
Bringing that back is what they want when they talk about "trans rights"
i was hard of smelling
>>135
Eunuchs are the only thingissing from America's empire. The whole trans thing is an op by the American empire to make having eunuchs palatable to the general population.
CUMMED PANTS HARDSTYLE MIX. VOL 7
your own or someone elses?
I love living in 1993, the best years in gaming are yet to come! Sure hope I get to play some of those instead of living an incredibly deprived childhood and an incredibly bitter and depressed teens through twenties because my parents are both Cluster B kinda people.
Perhaps even one ride-or-die homie was too much to ask for.
Just try again in a couple of weeks.
If there's one thing to be learned from BLM, Covid, the Russia-Ukraine war and the AI bonanza, it's that most people in the 'developed' world do deserve to fucking die.
Residents of Riddel Hall
>Victory ship hull
>Named USS Liberty
What were they thinking?
That's it? That's the reason everyone's going nuts about AI? That's just slightly better results on decade-old technologies! TURING BETRAYED US!
maybe i do have some bird thoughts
It will never not be funny to me that people still think destroying bibles, flags and hailing Satan is still shocking, like it's the 90s.
this soda's more lemony than mountain dew, sweeter too
>>151
I dunno, explaining that hyenas are in fact, felines shocks most people
Lovely lady lunks
Funky Monkey Babys are practitioners of MONKEY MAJIK
MUNKY CHEEZ
Cringe is dead. Cringe remains dead. And we have killed him.
Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream
Fill it with titties, and make it obscene
Woke up scared.
Konata struggling to sing "Monkey Magic"
i'm like nietzsche but i'm beyond based and cringe
Mechanical Animals is legitimately a great album.
my mom is cooler than your mom
actually my mom is probably cooler than you too
Let's fucking !
any radical ideology is just rationalized shitposting
KDE can make your dreams come true.
Cannot accept it.
Unfortunately that's all there is, it's either this or nothing.
This post is about you.
>>175
It sucked when Trent Reznor did it and it sucks now, too.
"better pick an internet fight with people from a shithole country, surely they wouldn't have 1000 buddies with literally nothing better to do"
I have become an hero destroyer of LOLz
I bet you think this post is about you. Don't you? Don't you?
gorbachev, tear down this pussy
feels good to be back on textboards
boomer dad checked out of current music when he was deployed to a bunch of terrible places starting in 1978 or thereabouts and didn't return to stable record stores until grunge was a thing, so it just throws me off when he doesn't know nearly anything from an entire era of ungabunga rock that's more up his alley than anything that came out since returning to places with stable record stores.
probably shoulda revised that, fuck stream of consciousness sometimes
Do you think china goes on and on and on about electric vehicles to distract from the coal burning
Nothing like actually tasting the grapes and finding out that they are, in fact, sour.
...but maybe you can still use them for wine?
This cider tastes like shit!
Works on my machine!
>>184
I am dreading the day when some old fogey in the Party realizes that the Chinese Internet's meme game is unstoppable and they should stop trying to top-down their soft power.
The upcoming imgur mass deletion is filling me with deep dread.
"Some free time, maybe I should work on my gaming backlog."
(look through 600+ games on Steam alone acquired over many years)
"I don't have time for that."
>>190
for me its more of
"i dont know what to play" but i have over 200 games. i hate it
ten thousand, eight hundred and forty-nine days is 15,622,560 minutes and one minute is a long time........
this time... it's doopee time.
Sad forever.
Psytrance and breakcore (incl. DQN music) are fun to listen to on the computer but make for very bad driving music.
Listening to Jesus Phase at 100MPH
One time I was driving uphill and the song said DO YOU FEEL UPHILL? and was like HAHAHAHA YESSSS YES I DO!!!
Jesus is nice but I don't feel like meeting him yet.
starving myself to hopefully fit into my NEET uniform again (mom's old tracksuit)
Yuen Ren Chao's General Chinese is the ideal system for importing the wealth of Sinitic literature, idiom, and vocabulary en masse into the West without privileging any one country that already has them baked in.
Unfortunately, it's not fucking practical for everyone on both sides of the gap to learn a new system. And there's not much interest to bridge it in the first place; I think it'd require a weird push from one of the Asian governments which would of course prefer their own standardized readings.
But it'd make things easier for me as a ap translator if I could CTRL+V "dhah kih vaan djaeng" for ενΣ¬ and my audience would immediately understand that it's a lnκ and that because it's in Roman alphabet it'd be easy to look up if one wished to know its meaning and that every extant phonetic reading of the Tao is some weird future language compared to Classical Chinese so there is literally nothing wrong with having an English pronunciation of it.
"It's called Rex Giuan Dhaw! Bow to your sien sraeng."
1) Some ass-clown at Initech doesn't file proper TPS reports in the late 90s.
2) ???
3) HAL 9000 attempts to off the crew of the Discovery One in 2001.
"gigachad NPC versus doomer soyboy" aptly describes about 90% of classic russian literature
Winged it harder than I've ever winged it before, and it somehow worked out fine!
Ended up choosing Going Under, fairly solid casual roguelite with a mild but focused satire on the tech industry. Main thing stopping it from being as easy as it believes itself to be it is is that the targeting system lacks finesse.
That didn't take long, so I started a campaign of Pathfinder: Kingmaker and it is just nuts that I'm getting anywhere even though there's an overwhelming number of things I don't have figured out (typical for a CRPG, especially one based on tabletop rules). Despite that every key fight and dungeon has been a struggle, I'm scraping through them somehow and that's probably a good sign balance-wise. CC (like Daze, Web, and Grease) is king for sure at these lower levels, that much is clear at least.
my captcha is chice. what does that mean.
Fluke - Absurd is peak instance of a song that sounds cool until you lookup the lyrics
Old landfill hiring miko to exorcise the mother of all tsukumogami
>>201
It's not ideal but the last 5 years or so has seen translations massively improve for important Chinese works to the point of the Tao Te Ching having translations acceptable for use in academia, so changing might not be necessary if the trend continues.
Also, with people reading less and the CCP getting stricter on content regarding the west I dont know how financially worthwhile translating things into Chinese would be these days
Let's be friends.
kneading flabby fatchouli knockers
vc: sow
>>208 My mum bought that single when it came out, but we weren't allowed to listen to it cos of the naughty words
I wish I were Konata-chan's computer
Submitting a complaint about too much beer in the fridge in order to invite the maintenance guy to hang out
It shouldn't be this exhausting! What the hell is going on!
Just learned that our feet are about the same length as our forearms and it's blowing my mind
CUNT
Whaaaat's up guys, NiggerNerd69 here. Today we're going to talk about the Top 10 Craziest Niggers.
>>218 really long dicks are longer than petite women's forearms
Why did I find out from Twitter and not from this board that they're making an anime adaptation of Kuso Miso Technique?
You've all betrayed me.
>>223
I knew you would buy the BDs. I was protecting you from yourself
>>223
Sounds more like you've betrayed us by setting foot on tw*tter...
>>225
What other website would you recommend for finding zero-day anime porno? Pixiv is too bloated with AI art and other garbage.
Do you trust Goodreads scores?
Does Twooter still destroy image quality
where do dqns hang out besides /dqn/ ?
i visit other websites but to be honest I kinda hate everything:
but everything is trash...
>>230
It's definitely not for everyone, but Tumblr is actually quite comfy these days. It's a lot more laid back since everyone left for the porn ban.
>>230 When I'm not on duty at the Elitist Superstructure you can find me at the pub largin' it up with my mates or gettin' down with the hunnyz in da club
smelly egg fart
have you accepted jesus as your kyoufu no bio monster?
>>230
Textboards in general tend to have a unique userbase in that most tend not to be terminally online. There have been several posts to the effect of "I would've posted this, but now I write it in a journal." Or "I got married last year and I'm checking up on things here".
It wouldnt surprise me if the Chinese/Xiaboo dokyuns browsed Sina Weibo or WeChat.
I know for a fact the British users post on (or at least read) 2000s-era football forums and there's probably a Kiwi Farmer because of some of the CTRL+Vs about its owner.
From some of the Wikimedia-related postings, there's probably a Wikipedian among us as well.
Wow... straight sex...
Wikipedia Among Us game night
Who gives a shit.
I care about you.
Lain is the best but Arisu is the real star of the show
Alice is my light.
Muslim world after persecution in India and Palestine: 😡
Muslim world after persecution in China and Myammar: 😐
american white nationalists invading cornwall and turning it into basically liberia
chuj kurwa aveee
Wow. Just look at this thing.
The "Black Garlic Oil" packet in Nissin Demae Black Garlic Oil Instant Ramen Noodles smells like a really dank fart when opened
I believe some of you will find this knowledge useful
i am not sure what convinced anyone to make black garlic a second time
probably the same reason why people tried eating papaya (mysterious forces beyond human comprehension)
Be the sort of genius who booby-traps his own bedroom.
Uh was that a meteor?
Nope just scrambling fighters across the entire DC metro area, Totally Normal™
Good thing no one found it yet so I could fix bugs and add improvements in peace.
Concern over culture rot
AI generator user creating titty monster with eyes in her bellybutton and seventh finger: "Hmm, yes, I will post this and call myself an artist."
two more weeks sirs
There is no other way.
If only there were a loli available for me to piss inside of, alas I will have to settle for crossdressing shota.
If by "shota" you mean "balding overweight man"...
No, I think he means "balding underweight man" (me)
I'm feeling VERY angsty right now.
Another horseshoe theory observation: obsession with black penis as a 'joke'
It isn't a joke, my black penis obsession is very genuine.
taking a nap in a dungeon... fascinating concept
I would rather eat my own faeces than City winning the CL
"VIPPERS could be here" he thought.
Sailor Troon
autist who is only used to being around normal people vs. autist who is only used to being around other autists
I just looked at a bunch of Miss Nippon winners and most were plain looking while some were downright ugly to me. Now I'm starting to think there's something to white people being attracted to the ugly Asian girls (from an Asian POV) like how black guys go after trashy white hogs.
The fat-tailed distribution of fat-tailed sheep
they are fighting the circle
but the circle will win
>>274 Sounds like a pretty immature way to regard women. Have you considered other things that might be appealing about them, other than superficial looks? You stay in your normal comfort zone and leave the hunnyz to me!
I wish I knew what to say.
We're all sinful creatures full of lust, and it's fun to see what different people find attractive.
YOUR LIVING ROOM, PISS
Standard history textbook: the late HRE's structure was complicated and stupid, you wouldn't be interested in the details and its own emperors kinda weren't, so we're not giving 'em.
Wikipedia: Hey kids, would you like the motherlode of all autistic history binges?
I feel an indescribable sense of dread listening to "I Love Beijing Tiananmen" and a lot of Lost Generation music really
Some day the world will be beautiful and everything will be okay.
That's how I find out???
notices the Unabomber died OwO whats this?
Rip Unlce Ted.
do you pour dehumidifier water down the drain or outside
Teachers are so cringe
Less tweets more thoughts!
1999-2005 d&b and techno with latin american music samples is my favorite microtrend in music
I'm so tired.
I want to kill myself!
captcha: now
Because it's winter
Turned the gun on himself.
Canadian Indian residential school system but in the US except instead of indians its for trans
Canadian Indian residential school system but still in Canada except instead of "indians" its for Indians
>>274
In both cases it is fetishism. They're ugly to other whites and blacks too.
>>298,299 gitsh = belongs to it, git'sh = it is. You both mean the latter.
Sex with...
>>301
I spent about 2 hours debating whether or not I should correct >>298's error before posting my edit of his post, only to conclude that I should keep it because a correction would make it less authentic to the original post.
I am sorry for this lapse of judgement. Next time I follow up a post with a mildly edited version of it, I will be correcting any grammatical errors the previous poster had made.
>>278
Read it again ggggduncehhhh. Drink some milk and watch some cartoons! I'm going to bless my dick
why do you take pride in masturbating to subpar japanese women?
>>306 You're completely missing the point, I'm not talking about masturbating or Japanese women. I just have to laugh at online incels with vanilla beauty standards they got from TV. You stick with pictures of basic bitches, and I'll have regular sex. Here's a free tip, learn how to use capital letters before you call anyone else a dunce! Ladies love capital letters.
>>307 Silly strawman, I lost my virginity when I was 15.
Ah yes, beauty pageant winners. A class traditionally and unfairly maligned by mainstream beauty standards.
>>310 Read it again from the start and see if you get the point this time! You have it utterly backwards :-)
Accept it, bitch!
GO ARMY
BEAT OFF
>>318
Oh, Dunce-anon. Your idiocy never fails to brighten my day.
Engagement metrics are the new beauty pageant and furthermore, I consider that social media must be destroyed.
This woman is evil.
Replace beauty pageants (superficial, objectifying) with evilness pageants (fun).
TOP 5 SCARY TERMINATED YOUTUBE CHANNELS
hey guys I hope you're doing OK, you will pull through whatever you're going through, just remember it's OK to not be OK
Why does my right armpit get itchy sometimes? It's never my left one.
Gamer e-celebs wanting to be commentators on other things (and their parasocial audience eating it up) is probably the worst thing that social media has done to society
Every time I open blitzortung, there's a thunderstorm over Lithuania.
every society
iphone bottom text
DPRK Easy OK
There's much ado about sportswashing but very little promotion of the UAE and Saudi Arabia, for the casual public is likely unaware of the ownership structure in any league, code, or sport. There is more promotion of the Crown Prince through scathing journalism and a handful of useful idiots who buy the reform act, still, than any ownership of a football club or golfing organization is ever going to give him. The effectiveness of it is in question as well, considering that many, usually older, spectators feel overwhelming apathy towards the achievements and events because of the essentially unlimited resources state-owned enterprises have. Many other events accused of being sportswashing propaganda that are not fully owned by a state, such as combat sports and auto racing, are essentially glorified tourism advertisements. There is also the overuse of the word "genocide", Almost every armed conflict in the 21st century is labeled as such, and while technically true, I don't think the nature of international warfare is inherently genocidal. This may, in part, contribute to apathy and fatigue toward atrocities. I suppose turning a couple of hundred thousand hardcore fans of a sport or club into supporters of a regime is a thing that happens, but with how much investment in sport is made, this is certainly a frivolous investment when straight-up propaganda would be more effective. I suppose they tend to be the most vocal supporters of those regimes on social media, which is worth something.
LLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLL AN OSRS PLAYER CALLED HIMSELF NORMAL
But is D&D any good
do you remember lifeinatent?
did you know he makes softcore porn of minecraft now?
What do you think of the word "toxic"
The more I learn, the less I know.
The less I know, the more I churn.
I just noticed most music I have is mastered too loud, and they are distorted. I wonder if I've been listening to the wrong genres.
>>340
If "music recorded after approximately 1990" is a genre, then yes
>>340
retvrn to live performances by your own mistreated child prodigy
Is it racial fetishism to be attracted to a race generally because an ex you really liked was a member of that race
>>343
yeah, those kind of relations in your head are precisely how sexual fixations get formed, even if the link is explicit and you're conscious about it. a lot of people get a "type"through high school crushes
When you're used to seeing someone on facecam only so you think they're a normal height but then you find out they're unusually tall/short
I must not look away.
Very weird to see guys I knew in school being recommended to me by Twitter. We didn't fucking talk back then even though we shared interests. Let's keep it that way.
things that matter to 1 person(s)
things that matter to 0 person(s)
things that matter to -1 person(s)
not enough 7 hour long youtube videos about other youtube videos to my liking
things that matter to 2 or more unperson(s)
Gonna fake having dementia for fame & fortune
IslandBoysOS will be the Hannah Montana Linux killer
Hey, can you please add content warnings to this video about disturbing content?
Key lime yoghurt, yeah boyeeeeeeee
Think I finally kicked the urge. I'll miss the game, but I'll never miss the players or the predatory megacorp that fosters their toxic behavior while pretending it doesn't.
(Why yes, I know exactly how little that narrows it down!)
The more time I spend at work, the more posts this place gets. Karmic reward?
I'm only posting because somebody's at work and can't post.
In the town where I was born
Lived a man who sailed to sea
And he told us of his death
In the land of submarines
The year is 2015. Video games.have gotten REALLY GAY.
I wish things were different.
Fake Lesbian Agressive Brain Tumor
I hope the memes about the Bronze Age get some kids into ancient history
HIELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
:)
born just in time to witness the kojima timeline irl
Is analog horror hack yet?
I don't want to get back to work.
This whole time I could have had a slave for about $100???
After several days of thorough research and feverish prayers, I have identified that at the very least D&D has brought nothing but trouble to the people most closely involved.
Conclusion: not evil, but unquestionably cursed.
I'm a based bastard. Basedard.
Sweet little bumblebee, more than just a fantasy.
How did I get here?
it's a dog eat dog food world
God I hate Splatoon
fag hag (male)
If I led a one-party state, I would consider purging all party "leadership" (puppets) that fails to meet certain physical attractiveness standards.
Probably not good domestic policy, but imagine having a democratically elected 6'5" dude on a state visit feel physically intimidated for the first time in his life being greeted by the Politburo of Bodybuilders and Supermodels.
Frederick William I of Prussia, is that you?
Chinese alchemists were just a whole different level of charlatan, man. "Severe heavy metal poisoning symptoms? Come on bro that is just the immortality entering your body haha! you are getting stronger just one more dose and you can fly haha! you did pay me to make you an immortal right?"
It's not that quackery is unique. It's that they did this specific thing for millennia with emperors who should've known better, like those who punished the ones who killed their dads.
Bring back the lesbian coprophagia JAV reviews
how is playerbbase formed
how fgc get stagnent
bozosort
homosort
FIFO (and in and out and in and out again)
> act
It really isn't in terms of degree (which is what "different level" means, in case you didn't know).
People finally caught on to mercury and they've failed to "accidentally" kill a thanatophobic head of state since the 18th century. The claims are nowhere near as grandiose as becoming a ε now, relying instead on vague notions of "vitality" (boners), and endangered animals are considerably less toxic than "cold-food powder".
I don't like that one.
After reading a lot of stoic lit, I have to say with all due respect, meh.
Are you READY for the Women's Shoulder Chip I mean World Cup?
S.O.S. The tiger took my virginity
God, I fucking hate seeing that 2601:603:1200:5710::/64 IPv6 range on BaI.
The local imam gave a speech at the city, WEARING CROCS with a suit.
WHAT THE FUCK
I had a bunch of hackneyed thoughts about banal current events like Reddit and quiet quitting, but I'm sure you know them already without me sharing.
I went outside on a walk to see some Canada Day fireworks and ended up seeing a whole bunch of fireflies in a local park. First time I've seen them there despite having been to that park at night countless times, first time I've seen fireflies at all actually.
Also saw some lightning off in the distance. It made for an interesting combination - fireflies, occasional fireworks, and distant lightning all at once.
That sounds very picturesque, like I bet it didnt even feel real
>>388
I apologize, I was grouchy and overly harsh after seeing one too many finance industry scams (but I repeat myself) getting taken seriously. The kind of grouchy it took days to get over. Again, I apologize.
The magnetic pinky ring guy (miraculously, still alive) has some similar claims even though many of his concepts have much more Western/modern brainworms integrated as well.
I'm so bored!
>>263
( ˃ ˂) But that's even better, you get to cut off his little wiener!
There used to be a site called 4u-beautyimg.com which was supposedly a "social image bookmarking site" but really it was basically just a ton of pictures of beautiful Japanese women, mostly gravure idols and occasional nudes. I'm pretty sure everything was posted by one Japanese dev who just really liked women. It was a simple site, a little bit sus/spammy, but I miss it.
Do you guys know any other sites that let you just mindlessly scroll through semi-nsfw pictures of beautiful women? Besides the obvious (4chan, tumblr, boorus). Maybe I should just go find some good torrents and amass my own collection.
Those sites are a dime a dozen, try reverse image searching some of your images and you'll inevitably find more. Besides, have you considered going outside and looking at beautiful women in real life?
>>401
Japanese imageboards have boards like that. You can use that neocities site to find ones aside from futaba.
For a site with Xiaboos, dokyun never lusts over Chinese girls, only Norks and Japs.
>>404
the sinophilic posts are the exclusive product of straight women and gay men
japan has pocari sweat america has nigger sweat (coca cola)
The french must have a secret upper supply, I dont know where they get the energy to do long term sustained rioting
You know, the death apparatus?
Man, I am not ready for the Reddit refugees to bring anarchist sectarianism to Tumblr. Let me be an evil communist tankie in peace.
You ever realize that Transformers is basically about a robot race war?
I'm not ready for the tankie tumblr refugees bringing evil communism to the elitist superstructure...
I thought they were Deng-Xists.
I've switched to wanking almost exclusively to 19th century paintings.
>>411
I doubt many will go to tumblr, because despite what they all say, they're just made that they can't spank to porn using third party websites anymore.
I think all those people talking about killing God were onto something.
Do Austrians ever get tired of everything being sponsored by Red Bull
consider: porn for children
does anybody remember an old kopipe about planning to watch the last episode of Azumanga Daioh and then commit suicide while listening to Raspberry Heaven one last time?
WordArt, Comic Sans, Screen Beans
I just realized that I am not a transphobe
I need to know how to make this 4th tier shitty city appealing...
I'VE GOT IT!
PRETTY LIGHTS and SKYSCRAPERS
Of all the shit I've had a package manager attempt to build from scratch over and over due to tiny updates in a huge thing and/or easily fixable build errors, I've gotta say Qt has one of the least satisfying payoffs.
And despite that the list keeps growing over the years (can't be helped, like Rust solved some problems people have and I my main OS is well past EOL), it manages to stay at the top.
>>428
You put race before the party?
Why are you brown?
Mecha-Osama Bin Laden
If there's a nice thing to say about overly online old farts it's that through sheer ignorance, numbers, and just not giving a fuck they might be shifting the overton window on copyright policy towards pro-piracy faster than companies can brainwash kids into being renters
>>425
yes I remember that and I was actually just thinking about it yesterday because my friend sang it with me at karaoke.
people who unironically refer to the US as amerikkka
Oh, so that's how it works! © (still doesn't understand it)
Is this it?
No.
Oh.
I want to work in a steel mill.
Why are all these shitty broken PDFs with fucking awful OCR instead of remotely resembling the actual print all from the same program?
> rated "Highest-quality OCR on the market" by PC Magazine.
Okay (LEΦEM)
DQN give me your worst health tip.
Cover your fish in Crest toothpaste before baking for a minty clean fresh feeling in your intestines!
I must be willing.
Watching an old man hurt himself for the entertainment of others (Hideo Kojima having graciously high hopes for recent Hollywood popcorn flicks).
>>445
A pre-workout meal consisting of cookie cakes, Pepsi and instant coffee.
Reading books of the past century or so, the various failed grammar prescriptions and already treadmilled euphemisms I recognize make me feel like we can't even fucking talk normally about boring shit without being intellectual fashion victims.
>>445
2,220 push-ups a day, 10,000 calories a day, 3 hours of sleep.
2Exodus 20 goes from eternal moral commandments to dicks in a very short span. Perhaps the latter is supposed to be comic relief?!
Alternate history where Moses successfully persuaded G-d to make all human beings spawn a live fragmentation grenade upon death
Anonymous was so cringe
I wonder who owns http://table.cat/ and http://tablec.at/ these days.
> I define <thing to argue about> as <something ridiculous>, therefore it is <bad/wrong/inexistent>.
Well, I define <thing> differently, therefore it <is/has/ought-be> <desirable quality>. You are <immoral/stupid/silly>!
>>459
Your life will improve massively if you use the time and mental energy you put towards debates into almost anything else
Islamic finance
food justice is a cringe way to put it
I'm on the Ray Peat diet. I rape women and then eat food to regain my energy for the next rape.
I'm having a crisis of faith
"Crisis of Faith" sounds like the name of a cocktail that seems alright on paper but you order it and it's shit just like every other cocktail with a good name.
Personal wiki idea: hit the "random page" button on wikipedia several times, and for each page you write a few paragraphs (or sentences) of what you know about it, going only by the title.
CNN using the phrase "boomer brainworms" is certainly something
I used to make fun of drum and bass with non-shit production/no sonic gimmicks that make it sound "experimental" and shit but nowadays I feel like pure dnb is the only music I can still come back to, like it's speaks to my soul or something idk. I guess this is what those blues and jazz fans must have felt like who gave up on everything but the enjoyment of their specific music niche.
>>470
Sometimes, a man has just got to ungabunga, and it does not subtract from his godlike sophistication.
The mix of apparent ecstasy + painful chronic condition + mental retardation in "jazz face" is something more profound than simple enjoyment. It is too intense to be sustainable.
my life is over
If AI ever makes a universal translator, the PRC is FUCKED once people find out about the Xi lullabies
I edited the wikipedia page for a shitty amateur tinpot club, i'm more authentic than you
If only there were some kind of combination between girl and cat.
the 2010s is a worthless decade
dubai is full of posers, california of asia
"Maybe if I optimize the shit out of some of these scans, I'll reclaim some disk space and have some nicer files for when I read them!"
(eight hours later)
"Nope!"
I acquired Modafinil and have slept three hours in two days and feel OK. I know this isnt sustainable but we're close to not needing sleep, I feel it
You are my most caffeinated soldier.
Ryan Gosling is my little meow meow and I want to see him suffer
Remembering a tale of tabletop gaming related twenty years ago on a bus ride: a player decided to touch "an orb" and was told to roll a new character with no save, comment, or explanation offered.
Thought that sounded harsh then because I didn't play and the player I heard it from was playing dumb or something. Now I realize that was the polite way to react to such blatant disrespect. Anything that you don't know what it is could be a lethal trap in this game, and you decide to manhandle a motherfucking sphere of annihilation? Dumbfuck.
ulzzangs is the new word for "pro-ana"
scroll down
> Did you mean load the next page
highlight text
> Did you mean pop up some bullshit so you can't read after what you highlighted
Other sites are hell, DQNs, I don't know if I can carry on.
I was on Tumblr and saw a screenshot of Twitter containing a screenshot of Mona with the caption "this image is from 1993"
One of the replies to it said "im 99% sure i know the site this came from, on there the timestamps are screwed up so it's likely from 2010-13"
That is all
The contrast between the amount of people aware of textboards and the amount of people who actually post on them has always interested me.
Back to my old shitting ways again.
I spent my childhood and teenage years idolizing loser NEETs on the internet and now I've ended up a loser NEET myself, how could this have happened to me?
I wonder why I've been so farty today.
>>490
Find satisfaction through other ways in life. The milestones we are taught in our youth are no longer attainable.
The bread & circus argument is so dumb. I guess I could see it about like globalized sports like the EPL and IPL but sports fandom and amateur play has been an important part of identity and community probably since about 2000 BC.
>>495
Isn't it "why watch twitch streamers instead of playing video games yourself?"
juvenal was bitching about the fuck you got mine crowd, not people enjoying things per se
>>495
the modern internet argument of it being used to describe people preoccupied with entertainment after their basic needs are met is why radical change can never happen in society (there are multiple phrases for this), but also in philosophical, religion, etc circles to describe those uninterested or other users not interested in the topics (or too polite to argue) as sports/entertainment-addicted mongs
fuck you got minecraft.
This is going to end in tears.
surprisingly lack of troll reviews for watergate hotel
I hunger for battle!
grammar extension that fixes other people's posts before you read them
Then: Whoa, did you know the President has a phone line to Moscow?
Now: Another day, another Slav who can't play well teaching me his rude tongue's rudest words.
skibidi toilet cinematic universe
dirt flight cheaps dot com
>Draft Minutes of UTC Meeting 176
>Note: UTC declined to approve the proposal for FORINT SIGN.
FUCK. What a disappointment. It wasn't going great but it was steadily moving along only to get shot down like this.
Rasmus Højlund looks like Prince Charming from Shrek lol
I will make it
It won't be enjoyable, but it is doable
(I'm not complaining btw, this is a good thing)
I don't want to make it
("it" being that pie I promised to bake)
anarusekkusu
Yeah, six will be enough.
The actual meaning of sortition isn't as sexy as the word made it sound.
meow meow
That one brokencyde album title is honestly my life motto.
Kill the boer!! The farmer!!
Kill the boer!! The farmer!!
Brrrrrrrr POW!!! POW!!!
Brrrrrrrr POW!!! POW!!!
> they don't know about the conspiracy theory going around in Korea that alleges ΐ{WO had recent Korean ancestry
Enjoy!
Turned the loli on himself
Nice to finally have Black representation in the cute girl thread.
¨πyhtiö
what happened to catmouth island
i love when pubic hair peeks out the top of the panties
Encountered a new type of stupid today.
Pulled pork sounds like an euphenism for jerking off.
Naming several chapters as synonyms for "the end" towards the end of the book
DQN-Kun has been cancelled for making breakcore without appropriately acknowledging it's ethnic ties to jungle music.
It's cool that we all tacitly agree the covid vaccines were bullshit after months of fervent conflict over the subject.
In Hakka Chinese, the hanzi used to write the colloquial word for for semen (𡳞) literally translate to "dick poop", though due to how semantically broad is, an argument could be made for "dick snot."
>>534
It's = It is
Its = of or relating to it
You meant gits ethnic tiesh
ethnic thais in a jungle
ethnic bamars in thailand
No such thing as a good place run by a canadian.
Gay sex with a straight man
that ultra flattering angle shot of one's own chin and nostrils when the screen goes dark
I still hear you in the breeze
See your shadows in the trees
Holding on, memories never change
last line is BS
Be the unfathomably based offensive stereotype other people think you are
Go ahead, say it. See what happens.
nigger nigger nigger nigger
nigger nigger nigger nigger
peanut butter and cough syrup sandwich
Peanut butter with a hard R
A long time ago, I extrapolated plenty of where things were headed societally and made my peace with it, but the thing I didn't see coming at all was how people got more schizo about modesty standards than ever instead of picking a direction
I never understood the double edge sword part of the Yoshinoya kopipe. Why does it matter if the employee remembers you got extra green onion?
>>551
It's unwise to annoy fast food workers, they might spit in your food (or worse).
>>543
Maybe memories change quite a bit with time, but I'm sure glad that I have extensive memories of realizing the changes occurring to my memories!
Here's a memory - I first heard that song in a Minecraft video on Youtube. Thanks for reminding me how much time I used to waste on the internet!
>>551
The rant in Japanese is, knowingly or not, trolling its readers to use an order that the employees wouldn't understand.
The suggested order isn't actually "extra green onion", it's ōmori negidaku gyoku ε·θΛ¬ΎMN (large, onions, <???>), then he abbreviates it to ōmori gyoku. He purports that gyoku is for tamago Κq, but this is a topic of some contention on the Japanese 'net since no it isn't. But I assume (unlike the overly literal) that this is a typo where he meant to only use the kanji gyoku Κ but did not remove q after using it to assist the IME, and actually meaning to allude that it's a code that abbreviates tamanegi "ΚK". The thing is, negidaku at Yoshinoyas that offer it already is onions and not green onions despite the word used being negi.
So it would force the employees to remember you and your weird order, which might be undesirable to the sort of online loser who reframes his social anxiety as an antisocial attitude.
While the classic English version copipe has some memorable, dynamic lines, some other lines are not actually good translations in any respect.
You aren't going to put that in your butthole, are you?
>>556
Clarification (I do a lot of snoozeposting, I never know when my next sleep will hit but it's always big),
Negidaku is more like "onions on top", and since there are already onions, "extra onions" might be appropriate, but it doesn't match the paradigm of ordering toppings that well. If you know Yoshinoya's gyūdon, well, it's recipe doesn't have green onions in the first place; it's more of a bulgogi flavor profile. I can recommend it to amateurs, provided one does not have an onion sensitivity like I do.
I woke up in cold sweat thinking how I haven't posted on DQN for hundreds of days
I think I'm living in paradise.
I wonder what the point of having both the CTRL+V thread and the [BEYOND DQN] thread is. Not that I'm opposed to it or anything.
>>561
Beyond DQN is for interesting comments from other boards. CTRL-V covers everything else.
At least I think so. I get confused sometimes.
>>561 CTRL+V is whatever is on your clipboard at that time, [BEYOND DQN] is for deliberately reposting a person's comment from obscure websites. Part of the fun for readers of the CTRL+V thread is wondering why you had that on your clipboard
A few hundred years from now Touhou ought to be considered a fringe genre of classical music.
omorashi rori
I can't believe we've made 46,000 current thought posts. That's too many.
They're only current for their respective time of posting so it's probably fine, 46k concurrent thoughts would be something else!
Shunningbird
on the other hand, shibayanrecords makes for really nice driving music
Touhou arrangements having original lyrics and instrumentation but reusing the same old melodies is a lot like how hymns and ballads were adapted in past centuries. Like Greensleeves and Auld Lang Syne.
It feels like this was common up to the 21st century but modern
music considers it bad form and any new music like this must be labelled a 'parody'.
I was about to post and then I noticed >>564
>>570 Interesting point, I've talked about this with my friends before. We also compared it to the phenomenon in reggae and dancehall, reusing riddims for versions by different artists
it's new -> judge it by its cover
it's more than 10 years old -> have the popular opinion if people still talk about it, and consider it bad if people don't
Less tweets, more thoughts
(@L_T`) fewer tweets, greater thoughts!
I wish I could gather up all the maladjusted lonely young men, and organise them into clearing minefields in the Ukraine or working in steel mills or other cool things.
doge in games, doge in music
two six-digit scores in nethack this week, maybe i'm finally making a little progress
i mish
phil fish
17th century history would probably seem like outlandishly edgy horror hard sci-fi to medievals.
I got to the secret world in Baba is You, only 4 years late
>>570
A lot of original public-domain melodies actually sound off compared to the versions commonly used now. Worse, for lack of a better term.
Like I would rather hear the common renditions of "Will the Circle Be Unbroken" or "Seeing Nelly Home". Luther's "Ein Feste Burg" isn't bad at all, but it predates the modern period's strong preference for isometric music.
I imagine part of the fun for ZUN must be seeing some really technically awesome artists and musicians just go absolutely nuts on a mere spark of inspiration. At one point in my life that's what I was going for. I think I might have to settle for my biggest cultural impact being writing a phrase that's been "viewed" (certainly not read) over 1B times according to Facebook.
>>582
I wrote for the pirate "translation" ages ago. IIRC something about how "Ye Olde Facebook shan't be holdin' on to yer key."
FB being the exact flavor of boring Zuck built, they neither like this cringe mode enough to let you choose it anymore, not hate it enough to delete it if you had it enabled.
Do Jewish teens make Holocaust jokes?
vc kaixable
>>584 Oh yeah, I used to have it set to pirate mode, that's pretty cool ^___^
>>585
Does this count? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalag_fiction
youtube idea: visiting isolated tribes in africa/micronesia and trying to talk to them in toki pona
I do not understand the appeal of conlangs.
>>590
From my brief flirtation with it, I think there are a lot of different and rather narrow appeals that miss most people in general. Conlangers compared to each other tend to have rather incongruent goals with their products. Often, though, I get the impression it's like writing a story or making an illustration, but with linguistic features and phonetic aesthetics instead of narratives or paint.
The ones with any staying power, i.e. the ones with an actual audience or speakers, are attached to works of fiction or utopian aspirations. Neither of those really have to do with an interest in the act of constructing languages per se, so there's clearly a different desire there.
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a snake skullfucking itself - for ever.
No clear good or bad outcomes anymore, only delightful ambiguity.
The same two photos of H.P. Lovecraft looking awkward as fuck
What's your favorite Jethro Tull album?
As for me, it's Kamiyama Mangetsu-chan.
>>595 Songs From The Wood but I only like a couple of songs on it. Ian Anderson actually came to my graduation :3
My photo, on the front page of my favorite website. I have never felt more honored.
"An Idea That is More Colourless Than Green"
a gamer presidents skit but it's also the authorized translation of a TRPG replay you bought at Comiket
the old internet and my old memories and everything is dying off and it will only continue to do so. time is a bitch but shes just doing her job
Am I a joke to you? Huh? Am I a joke to you?
Well I hope so! honks horn on extremely small tricycle
>>603
This place is going to stick around for as long as the bills are paid, and there's nothing stopping you from making new friends and new memories (L Ν ` *)
DO MONKEYS MASTURBATE
Feynman Stole The Precious Lecture
Lectern fetish? No, it's a podium fetish
boymeat/girlmembrane
don't be silly, boys don't exist
I wanna go to a matsuri and dance like an idiot all day.
If you went back in time to tell me the world's richest man would one day overpay for the world's biggest Internet argument in order to P2W at it, I'd say it sounds about right, but I'm guessing I'd also question your priorities as well.
Were humans meant to be more like orcas?
Hey girl, is that your erect penis in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
the ltter
is h
thinking about COOL CANDY CAVE Part 2
HP Lovecraft's AI hologhost shilling Shantak 75 for cosmic heartburn relief with a psychological horror risk of cancer
The Elvis-Aska thread bothers me and I want mommy to delete it, but I don't understand Japanese and have no idea what's actually going on there.
Watching in abject terror the continuing trend of soyjaks being increasingly employed as charming public domain cartoon characters instead of cruel vehicles for condescension
>>618 You can't go through life deleting things that bother you!
There is a time and a place for VIPPING. The time is here, the place is now.
>>618
I do understand Japanese and still have no idea. If there's a single good post in there, I missed it.
little brother told me that he used to watch αΜA videos while drinking with his friends, and everytime the niconico building was blown up they would down a shot
Truly, I am a big fat butt.
where has all the gay magic gone
long time passing
where has all the gay magic gone
long time ago
Whatever happened to DQN Digital 3?
Gay magic gave me gallstones in my ass_!!_
>>627 Management has confirmed there is a THREAD on the horizon with DQN DIGITAL VOL. 3 information, please wait warmly!
>>629
I think I know who you are and I'll have you know that my powerful thighs still exceed yours.
thinking about how they lost a lot of money on developing all the coolest stuff nobody wanted
>>631 That means nothing to me, you're thinking of someone else I'm afraid.
>>633
Unfortunate, he must have already ended himself, knowing his thighs are incomparably puny compared to mine. It is quite likely that yours are inferior to mine as well. My thighs are powerful.
Bet >>635 doesn't have thunder thighs, it's just an euphemism for his big fat butt.
Half-elven kids may resent you for dying way early and leaving your spouse in centuries of grief and making their cultural situation tough, but one day they will grudgingly admit at least you rolled them some good stats.
To ruin that I presented https://4-ch.net/dqn/kareha.pl/1669033612/351 without comment so you could just enjoy this fucking legend of a DQN
It should be noted the same dude recorded over 15000 pronunciations labeled "Southern England", and my experience is that over 90% of the ones I come across have muddled enunciation and telephone tier audio
Kind of sad that SAOVQ died
Where were you when Sayo Vicue was kill
leaf by niggy
redpilling otakus by guerilla-marketing a chart with exaggerated effects in 2006 the same way certain fiscal policy cranks do with 1971
Oh hey, the Vatican has encyclicals posted online. Wonder what they look li--
> font-family: Tahoma,Verdana,Segoe,sans-serif!important;
BARF! coughs up 50¢
Just began typing up an epic multi-paragraph post for the fight thread, only to refresh and find that a whole bunch of posts had been made since I'd last checked the tab ages ago.
Even on the slowest boards in the world, always be quick about your genius post ideas. Don't let the moment slip away. Or you'll regret it forever.
>>644
I've always been a little disappointed with how most of the Vatican-affiliated websites look.
Where are the gothic ornaments? The fancy fonts? I want to feel like I'm looking into a medieval illuminated manuscript.
"Wait, the Ukraine thing was just a proxy war for the Koreans?"
> He doesn't know about the Finno–Korean Hyperwar
Tipping the pretty waitress $100... in gemstones that she will have difficulty liquidating
You ever notice white british people can barely hide their contempt for white british people?
You ever notice autistics do the same?
Gentlemen, I have a hypothesis.
I think autists are entirely justified in hating white british people.
I'm a white brit and I don't hate anyone.
Except that kid who stole my yugioh cards. Bastard.
They don't email pooping videos to each other like they used to.
Looking at a Stasi graphic on identifying "negativ-dekadenter" youth subcultures and it has the exact same aesthetics as a fanzine from the same time
Lost: TUPAC.html
There are at least three profound ironies in choosing "The Creation of Adam" for an AI protest logo.
I wonder if anyone in Renaissance Italy protested against enslaved teenage boys in workshops churning out paintings onto which the old masters signed their names.
DJ Smallpenis is in the club trying not to let it get to him.
Lately I've been getting into badcore (music that is bad).
Badcore is just poseur shitcore.
Browsing DQN while completely naked
There are few things in life so painful as the loss of a fetish.
There are few things that take away a man's self-confidence so well as discovering that his cock is in fact on the larger side of average.
I never was into Queen's Blade but I still miss when it was a big doujin focus
Shitting the greatest of turds.
>>555
It was actually coming across https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLiyglcRcCA (Touhou Video #6: Get A Mac) in a rabbit hole, where I felt so slight a hint of recognition - such a vague memory of having watched that video long ago, maybe before I was even aware of Touhou - that I soon realized I could feel myself forgetting what my state of mind had been prior to seeing it just then, that the memory of having seen the video before was falsely getting stronger, and that that point in time was the surest I would ever be of whether it was real, that reminded me of those lyrics. Or was it? Of course, of course, I can't be certain of that now, either.
You know what they should've open-sourced a loooong time ago? AIDS.
Going to start taking 50mg zinc, I'll report back in a week or so if anything interesting happens.
Boners, and also cum
>>664
They used to give Cattleya nastily huge nipples so often in fanart that I thought she really had them.
I feel like I briefly met a dwarfpilled guy in college but it's long enough ago now that I can't be sure it's not just some fused memories.
The real reason for the anti-Japanese sentiment in mainland China isn't because of the atrocities they committed, it's because a not-insignificant amount of people are bootleg Nintendo merchandise manufacturing slaves
I probably own more anvils than you (2).
I wish I had any anvils, but also I have no use for one.
I used to make MIDIs in Anvil Studio, though. I miss when MIDIs were a music format people actually used.
>>669
i took a bunch of zinc during the pandemic and nothing happened. presumably it helps the immune system but i wouldn't know. i also took magnesium and again, nothing happened. i don't think your body can absorb nutritional supplements all that well.
assigned Miku at birth
Took a bunch of (legal) uppers after not sleeping for a day and I can feel my eyeballs and feel disgustingly full after 1 bowl of cheerios. Still feel good
Assigned James Cordon's pie at birth
I think that's bad.
How to build a real life saw man trap
You ever notice insane people constantly invoke the term "common sense"
Feeling quite scaredpoisoned this morning.
I've noticed how people lacking common sense are constantly calling others insane
i think burrito flap down in the microwave is the play
"My friends, you bow to no one." -insane person at a mosque
Kamiyama Mangetsu
I NEED TO TELL PEOPLE ON TWITTER TO KILL THEMSELVES
They really should! Godspeed!
It is not a good day to be my fingers.
Uhm, it's actually called X now.
I NEED TO TELL PEOPLE WHO CALL TWITTER "X" TO KILL THEMSELVES
I just got on Twitter and will not be killing myself.
Actually, I just got on Twitter for the massive tits.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
I just got on Twitter and I have no idea how sage posts.
Learning pottery only to make an Ibuki Suika-shaped tea pet.
Quick zinc update: The volume hasn't changed appreciably, and I only feel slightly healthier than usual (could just be placebo), but the gap in my moustache has finally started closing up.
it haunts me in my dreams
julius fučik's dynamic indication of ffffffffffffffffffffffff
apologies, it's fučík, your slavonics are unfamiliar to this ignorant occidentalist
not that he appears to be a man offering any fucks for free
Nothing happening for the 11000th? Are we waiting for the 11111th instead?
Thinking of moving to France
Thinking of moving France into the sea
11111 is a cooler number, so this time it's only a new name (+denpa selection).
saw two shooting stars at the same time
what could it mean?
It means your mother is going to die
no it doesn't
it's like double rainbow, you're supposed to be having an epiphany right about now
I've been cleaning houses lately and it is shocking how many normal looking homes have mice shit under furniture.
It feels like psychological literature mentions racial privilege as a formality when dealing with wealthy multiracial capitalist societies. It's obviously not as big a factor as being a Brazilian migrant worker's child in Japan for example, I'm not saying its not a factor but in papers it usually feels tacked on unless its the main subject of the page which usually is regarding isolated populations in homogenous countries.
"Massive tits" just doesn't give me the same kick as "black penis"
Massive tits defying gravity like in a chinese comic book or something
I need to go to bed.
Stop telling every 6 to do sex work.
javascript zip bomb
>>721
Oh no I posted in the wrong thread FUCK I'll never recover from this embarrassment.
The whole "cosplay is not consent" thing became the crime prevention buzzer for western rape fetishists
Cosplayer vs. copslayer
I used to be annoyed and saddened over the /jp/ example on that one wikipedia article, but really they deserve worse.
He said REDACTED not RETRACTED!
It's over.
tqvq/dobrojob
döda mig
I'm only moderately fond of big butts.
Perfect MILLITARY MARCHES Mix • High Quality PATRIOTIC Music • Special BELOVED HOMELAND Selection [Der Kamerad Muzik]
The girl next door's bedroom is right next to mine, and I can hear her masturbate through the wall at night. And she can probably hear me masturbating too. Now that's what I call sex wall tension!
Israel? Palestine? I just want to fuck underage girls, for pete's sake.
Ever since I made the switch from porn addiction to alcoholism my life has improved in immeasurable ways.
Why are there no CD recording programs that allow you to restart from a partial/failed write? There's no technical impossibility here, I think it just comes down to programmer laziness. Burning CDs can be a roll of the dice depending on your setup, and the software I've used either works the first time, or fails and then tells you to fuck off and get another disc. I've wasted several perfectly good CD-Rs because of this. The world needs reliable CD recording, dammit!
BurnFree does this since like 2002
Chileans are the kikes of SA.
So many people want to fuck Jenny Wakeman but they always give her huge boobs and butt, like, she would be a flatty with an onahole stuck in her. It makes her look like Wii Fit Trainer
reinterpreting Ayn Rand as typical Russian immigrant who wants pretty/rich American man but can't get over how unmanly they are
>>737
Porn addiction? Addiction's not, like, a thing man unless it causes you distress now let me go rub one out for the forth time today real quick
oh fuck i'm just a 2hu genwunner at this point
Just got my degree in industrial mycology from the Donald Trump scholarship in Harvard (New Jersey)
Detroit Techno is very overhyped
Holy kow people still use Rate Your Music
I shouldn't still be awake.
> SEVERE COLD medicine
> look inside
> acetaminophen, diphenhydramine, phenylephrine
hate when i go off on someone and they leave before i get into the meat of what's wrong with them
dokyun dokyun dokyun kitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I haven't downloaded any new music since 2020...
I wouldn't know.
http://2ch.tryhappy.net/flash/ : Server Not Found
When did this happen, this is a trajodie.
>>721,722 will never recover from their embarrassment.
keitai photography.
Little naked boys getting wet with their cocks out on Disney Plus!
why do i miss emo/scene girls all of a sudden?
Today's youth will get to see a time where the internet was created over a hundred years ago.
nurupo
nurupo
gay!
Never in my life have I trusted another person.
>>751
Belgians are pretty nuts with their love of electronic music, the Flemish at least, its the only country where I've listened to a public broadcaster and thought: "This beat would be great to chimp out to on uppers".
Reading about something awful is different after "goon" became a sex act
>>768
why'd they call themselves goons anyways? what did it invoke in those nerdy white boys?
>>768
Say what you will about compulsive masturbators but they at least have a much better sense of humor and didn't pay lowtax 10bux.
the problem of wanting to fug Pomni is that the naughty bits and all their inconvenient urgings probably don't exist anymore if you get into .hell//CIRCUS
bad person bad person bad person
>>770
It invoked strong erections and many hours of mind-numbing circlejerking self-pleasure.
The universe then conspired for the term to take on its fated meaning.
Windows General MIDI is honestly a pretty shit sound set for the job (and GM itself has a woefully inadequate instrument selection), but the tubular bell sample is a diamond in the rough.
Every once in a while on the infamous lost cause of English spelling reform, a well meaning foreigner humbly and naïvely suggests his own language's writing system or Latin alphabet variant.
What upsets me about this is that the proposal of this variety that I've seen and made the most sense to me is Turkish.
>>776
I dısagree wıth the adoptıon of the Turkısh alphabet for any purpose whatsoever for one very partıcular reason
Trying to wax funny about the last two comments ITT, I was disturbed to find my keymap already having the dotless i from an altgr combination. I had a joke but I swallowed it :(
>>770
The accepted reason was that it was ironic, because Lowtax hated that it was a popular practice at the time for forum users to call themselves a name as a group.
Regardless, the term "goon meet" has a different meaning now.
oniggyri
Too many fingers in too many jars.
Fable 1 is a better game about "growing up" than Earthbound/Mother 2 is, at least in regards to men. Both are arguably about trauma affecting growth and maturity, although in Fable YOU the player are kind of the Pokey in the story as you ruin Whisper's coming of age story. They're both about maladaptive coping, with Mother arguably being about using relationships and faith to cope and Fable a strict adherence to a moral code or lack thereof (although it is dumb how many of the big moral choices are about killing a high profile figure, when you do not get penalized for killing hordes of thieves). Mother 2 is probably more well-liked by people without nostalgia for it probably because pixel art ages better than early 3D, and also that many zany very-Japanese games do not get translated, although I will admit it is weird to compare two extremely different games because they have a similar central theme.
>>782
also peter molyneux has established himself as a complete nincompoop since, while if shigesato itoi is one as well it is concealed from most people by the language barrier
What shall we do with a function pointer?
What shall we do with a function pointer?
What shall we do with a function pointer?
<ah fuck what goes here?>
Turns out Paracelsus argued elfosexuality fits into a Christian cosmology... that'a enough alchemy for today
start giving uncomfortable sommelier tasting notes when someone says "she aged like a fine wine"
>>784
Weigh heigh and up she unwinds
Weigh heigh and up she unwinds
Weigh heigh and up she unwinds
Early in the call stack
Gay things are not happening.
I'm a loser, you're a loser, we're all losers. Now act like it.
LAST CHRISTMAS
I GAVE YOU MY HEART
BUT THE VERY NEXT DAY
YOU GAVE IT AWAY
I mean, I would've shot John Lennon too if he started a Christmas song with "So this is Christmas, and what have you done?"
>>789
Sorry man.
I just got my dick sucked though, so gay things ARE happening here.
Kojima has just about had it. No longer able to feign apathy to a bad film, he now tells us it was disappointing.
You can ALWAYS piss in the sink.
Let's be friends!
gehen für alle zeit
from those you love
uninstall uninstall
anata wa ima doko de nani
kieru hikokigumo bokutati
konna kireina aki no sora
arere okashina kono OS wa
anata to atashi sakuranbo
mou ikkai mou ikkai
saikou no omoide wo
of my home far awaythis and a blunt and a time machine and youtube-dl
So many websites, so little time...
It's all about the DQN.
>>758
It should all be on archive.org, but I happened to have scraped that site back in 2017. Throwing the archive up here in case anyone wants it:
https://14get.helioho.st/flash/2ch.tryhappy.net/
Let me know if it looks like I missed anything.
if you thought the dmt elves were bad
just wait until you meet the dwarves
Does "tangy" really mean pussy flavour?
>>804 When Time was not tanasinn, TANG exist. Existance was TANG when tanasinn was Not. TANG became and was counterpart to tanasinn. Act of Become is great sin in non-eyes of Tanasinn. TANG must be obliterated.
TANG was obliterated.
All that IS is domain of TANG. Love, Hate, Life, Death, Creation, Destruction, exist in seperate planes in TANG. In tanasinn all that Is already is Not. To seperate is state of Not from becoming TANG. Destruction of TANG vital bibliogical imperative for all tanasinn.
While TANG exists, tanasinn canNot. In Not, tanasinn surpasses TANG. Force of Feeling overcome THOUGHT of TANG. If Tang IS, what can tanasinn become other than NOT? It must NOT! Tang must BE, for tanasinn to NOT. Thereforethly TANG IS while tanasinn is NOT. If TANG were to be NOT... such is Bear of scarcity THOUGHT!
Don't think, feel
@\and you will be tanasinn
You know, those massage brothels are quite a rip-off. The girls are often not particularly good at sex and even worse at massages
>>804
maybe the common element in both is "amount of bacteria"
what if it's masks all the way down
Journalists love complaining about false balance in political coverage but then do the same for women's sports
That post sucked.
A new place that hired me uses discord as the primary communication method, I am considering backing out over this
The old Discord logotype looked like "piscorp"if you can read Hebrew letters.
In the end, your disgusting words and actions will come back to you, so whatever happens is your own fault and you can do whatever you want.
I just don't get it.
Most people don't, and there isn't really one big capital-a Answer out there. But that doesn't mean you can't find lowercase-a answers for yourself...
Rejoice, for as long as it doesn't involve pretending you know Japanese phonotactics better than native speakers, you are probably not even in line for "most dishonest online fuckwit I have seen today".
My idiot brain just came up with poop soup as a euphemism for diarrhea. What am I, twelve?
Medicare Martha's a fucking idiot.
#!/bin/rm
I wish I was a pigeon.
>>822 I wish you were the pigeon in that video where a pelican swallows you alive.
day is dark
but no happy day to rember
You ever see a paragraph whining about something political and you cant tell if the person who wrote it is far-right or far-left
>>827 This is a mistake to try and fit everything into right and left boxes, I think it's one of the biggest causes of pointless friction in the world today. We will never achieve peace as long as people judge each other with such broad, simplistic and often meaningless labels.
I agree, there are a lot of people who accidentally come off as nazbol as nobody is really happy with the way things are right now
I don't have any real opinions, I just love complaining for the sake of it.
>>828
I too used to think that people possess a wide range of social, cultural, and political opinions, but now I realize they're actually just sentient versions of the wojaks you see on twitter.
hiragana, katakana, kanji, romani
there needs to be a way to award Opprobrium Points every time a site pulls a New Coke on their design, we are just not getting through to these shameless sociopaths that hiding every option behind a hamburger menu and hiding half the important details beneath the fold will not go unpunished by a society that wishes to keep its infrastructure well kempt and appearing that way
I understand it perfectly, but I'm not yet able to talk about it without sounding clinically insane.
I wonder if it will ever occur to Twitter's machine translation algorithm that there are alternatives to translating _` as "my nigga".
Pat yourself on the back, gurl, you just ended racism by participating in a state-run protest
You ever wonder if the guys who make porn about specific methods of execution ever reflect on their life choices
>>840
I hope not, I need way more porn of specific methods of execution and the possibility of vvindowsme or whatever running off is terrifying.
porn of Me-tan1!
I want Togashi to start publishing manga again.
Not the HxH guy. His brother.
You ever wonder if the guys who watch porn about specific methods of execution ever reflect on their life choices?
People who are that far gone tend to need some external shock to break them out of the gooning haze
Hi (slowed with reverb) (doomer)
the guro porn enjoyer demographic does not skew "guys"-ways last i checked
> boomers hit the life expectancy curve and a pandemic simultaneously
> the second-hand 80s/90s console games market skyrockets
(@₯ิΦ₯ิ) I'm not "wasting my inheritance on games you couldn't afford back then", Dad, these are investments!
Benjamin "fucked your mom" Franklin
If this is a metacrisis, why am I in the work toilet trying to get warm by the radiator?
There's too many AEW jabronis in NJPW now... OPEN THE DRAGON GATE
I'm so tired.
Still, my guitar gently weeps.
I don't even know 'er!
Home Row guy vs. Hunt And Peck girl. Which one falls in love first
i want a flip phone
How do I tell my stalker that I'm genuinely into her now, and that she should just nut up and drop me a text on Signal (or an e-mail from a suitably pseudonymized provider) so we can hash it out and get to actual dating, cos she doubtlessly knows both my number and e-mail address but I've only got vapour, suggestion, and a dumb man brain? This isn't even a trick of any kind; she already has guaranteed success.
>>861
KaiOS makes them pretty much just stripped down androids these days
>>862
be careful not to signal your desperation too strongly, lest she loses interest again!
im not glad john lennon is dead but im glad hes dead
I'd like to make a post of gratitude. I grew up on these anonymous places pretty much. Whether it be some of the old imageboards or textboards like these. Most of ya may be weebs and dorks, but I love ya anyway.
bovine spongiform incelphallupathy
I am come of the seed of the people, the people that sorrow; who have no treasure but hope, no riches laid up but a memory of an ancient glory. My mother bore me in bondage, in bondage my mother was born, I am of the blood of serfs; the children with whom I have played, the men and women with whom I have eaten have had masters over them, have been under the lash of masters,
and though gentle, have served churls. The hands that have touched mine, the dear hands whose touch Is familiar to me have worn shameful manacles, have been bitten at the wrist by manacles, have grown hard with the manacles and the task-work of strangers.. I am flesh of the flesh of these lowly, I am bone of their bone I that have never submitted; I that have a soul greater than the souls of my peoplefs masters, I that have vision and prophecy, and the gift of fiery speech, I that have spoken with God on the top of his holy hill. And because I am of the people, I understand the people, I am sorrowful with their sorrow, I am hungry with their desire; my heart is heavy with the grief of mothers, My eyes have been wet with the tears of children, I have yearned with old wistful men, and laughed and cursed with young men; their shame is my shame, and I have reddened for it Reddened for that they have served, they who should be free. Reddened for that they have gone in want, while others have been full, reddened for that they have walked in fear of lawyers and their jailors with their Writs of Summons and their handcuffs, men mean and cruel. I could have borne stripes on my body rather than this shame of my people. And now I speak, being full of vision: I speak to my people, and I speak in my peoplefs name to the masters of my people: I say to my people that they are holy, that they are august despite their chains. that they are greater than those that hold them and stronger and purer, that they have but need of courage, and to call on the name of their God, God the unforgetting, the dear God who loves the people for whom he died naked, suffering shame. And I say to my peoplefs masters: Beware. Beware of the thing that is coming, beware of the risen people who shall take what ye would not give. Did ye think to conquer the people, or that law is stronger than life, and than menfs desire to be free? We will try it out with you ye that have harried and held, ye that have bullied and bribed. Tyrantsc hypocritesc liars!
>>864 that's implausible. If I've read things correctly she's been obsessed with me for several years, since her mid-teens, so at worst I'll scare her off. Spose all I can do is make myself accessible and await patiently.
>>871 tl;dr, distant nerd romance.
Quite a long time ago I did things relevant to a now small minority of computer gamers, and subsequently left a reasonably googleable trail of internet detritus in my wake. Mix with teenage fan love (as towards a celebrity) and lots of varyingly subtle iterations of notice me sempai, and here we are. (Also she hits all my buttons at once as though by deliberate choice. Might as well be witchcraft, if that were real.)
I AM ANGRY. ANGRY ABOUT WRITING SYSTEMS.
reading articles about the NYC "safety shirts" all sounds very urban johannesburg
September 11111 = 5 planes flying into 5 buildings?
>>866
There needs to be a new word for the sub-type of "weeb" that has long tired of anime and things like that, but still has an enduring interest in the language and country, those are the DQN type of wapanese.
I've long since tired of Japan, but I still have an enduring interest in the Elitist Superstructure.
>>878
The Otaku Club was eternal rivals with the elitist Japanese Culture Club in high school and I am too emotionally DQN (retarded) to switch to the winning side 20 years later.
(They mostly did kimonos and chanoyu and had the occasional sword weeb from what I could tell; I never attended.)
Well, I don't even have an interest in weeb culture. I'm only here for the dankest of memes, just like back in 1993.
Should I blame anime for the whole "cartoons arent just for kids!" thing that has resulted in anglo adults getting psyopped into watching and liking actual baby shows
found sumaq.html
Ehhh so ronery
weepy
anal prolapse porn deaths
and now. the police are
invovled. jesus chris
I'd really like nothing more than to travel back in time and bludgeon my younger self to death with a lead pipe.
jissom
I want to travel back in time and give >>890's younger self a good hug!
Chair of Human Wrongs
how would you translitterate f NV? "deuchsy"? "duxy"?
i hate this gay man in my voice call
When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to love. ~ Marcus Aurelius
>>894
f
is not standard language, so everything you try will be found wrong by someone with no life. This is typed in IMEs by dhu, delyu, dexyu, and the only reality these reflect is the need to type it sometimes. I transliterate liberally according to the needs of the medium. The potential inconsistency bothers only me, it seems.
Where I was in elementary school, kids say "doosh" for the same concept, but there are understandable reasons to avoid that as a translation.
hi, I am really looking for a good host that is ad free, allows adult content to be uploaded, and allows the installation of the emanon script, I am using metrohost.info, and it uploaded without any errors, but when I go to set it up, it says that access is denied, which sucks because I spent all that time uploading it only to have it not work, so if there is anyway I can find a better host, or even a host that has preinstalled emanon scripts, I just want to create my own textboard, something that has not been introduced into the textboard world..
its really hot to fuck a twink fag woman if youre a fat hairy ugly lad
>>900 what would you introduce to the textboard world, i'm curious.
I don't see why you should have to be ugly to have really hot fuck with twink fag woman
>>901
are you the twink fag woman or the hairy ugly lad in this equation?
It's a mighty sweaty feel when you're short the parabolic move and they keep asking Powell "When is rate cuts? Is rate cuts now? CAN WE PWEEEASE HAVE RATE CUTS 45 MINUTES AGO?"
Fortunately, JPOW was in no mood to say something unexpected just so some dweeb can have a juicy article nobody reads.
Papers Please has become a Rorschach for authoritarian ideologues
Using the Jolly Roger to represent English with a flag as a based/cringe rorschach test.
Death to all those who work in middle management.
Happy Birthday Terry Davis!
Terry was born on December 15th, 1969. He would've turned 54 today.
are sunglasses made of plastic called sunplastics
"My God! It's full of banana cream pies!"
>>910
You know something weird? I was looking at the TempleOS source code yesterday even though I completely forgot. And no, I hadn't seen anything about him recently before that. I guess it's just God talking.
>>909
Utterly flabbergasted that people decided to turn This Is What Middle Managers Actually (don't) Believe into one of the major religions of the world
Man, on days like these I miss Hu Jintao
Hu Jintao got purged RIP hefll be in communist heaven soon
There should be a Korn parody band called Kornshell that does UNIX themed covers.
Itfs tummy time
How many times can people watch a fake ass be fucked from behind
I think I've got a few more watching a fake ass be fucked from behind in me.
A fake-ass bee.
A bear every yair
The internet is my fidget spinner.
The eternal guessing game of "shitpost or actual Buddhism?"
There is a lot made about the lack of diversity in information technology, but don't you think the amount of transpeople and desis in that field makes it up for as they're rarely seen in the numbers they have there in any other industry?
oh she burped and she farted and she shit all over the floor
and the wind from her ass blew the knob off the door
Santa doesn't cry. He sweats through the corners of his eyes.
I-I... I didn't get any presents??? why? (╥﹏╥)
Just finished The Dark Forest... feeling some real dread for the future of mankind right now. I suppose it doesn't change anything for me immediately, but man everyone who lives after me is fucked
It is the mark of an educated mind to anticipate when the editors of the Wikipedia article didn't actually comprehend their cited sources.
the uncontrollable urge to stab people who begin a statement with "yeah nah"
aging furries who can afford a cheap monthly bill as a pillar of keeping the old school Internet online is going to fuck up the history books so bad
>>938
Japanese corporations are also curiously dedicated to keeping up very old web pages for products no longer being sold or aired online.
Wikipedia desperately needs a 'women in red' type campaign for all types of religious academics, especially on less popular religions where it is obvious a lot of the information came from laypeople
Surprisingly few Soviet Santa images on the Ded Moroz page--there should be more, considering there are lots out there in the public domain.
Also, if Santa not real, then why flying next to Soviet spacecraft all the time? Checkmate, Arianists.
Happy 1993 everyone!
Buckle up, because the next 30 years are going to be real shitty!
Now THAT'S what DQN is all about! (Gesturing at nothing in particular)
Not sure what convinced so many people that unreal blue skin is a kink, but I'm afflicted with this condition as well and it might be the least explainable one I got.
Reverse version of It's a Wonderful Life: a newlywed couple are about to start trying to conceive for a baby. An angel appears to the wife and shows her what unspeakable horrors her children will have to live through, culminating in her killing her husband and herself to prevent it.
I caved and ended up buying eighty bucks worth of used books when I still haven't finished half of what I bought last time.
Its over, I wish I could read from scanned PDFs without wanting to gouge my eyes out and just get rid of all my physical copies and have no urge to buy more.
Ian Terence Botham, Baron Botham, OBE (born 24 November 1955) is an English cricket commentator, member of the House of Lords, a former cricketer who has been chairman of Durham County Cricket Club since 2017 and charity fundraiser. Hailed as one of the greatest all-rounders in the history of the game,[2] Botham represented England in both Test and One-Day International cricket.
He played most of his first-class cricket for Somerset, at other times competing for Worcestershire, Durham and Queensland. He was an aggressive right-handed batsman and, as a right-arm fast-medium bowler, was noted for his swing bowling. He generally fielded close to the wicket, predominantly in the slips. In Test cricket, Botham scored 14 centuries with a highest score of 208, and from 1986 to 1988 held the world record for the most Test wickets until overtaken by fellow all-rounder Sir Richard Hadlee. He took five wickets in an innings 27 times, and 10 wickets in a match four times. In 1980, he became the second player in Test history to complete the "match double" of scoring 100 runs and taking 10 wickets in the same match. On the occasion of England's 1000th Test in August 2018, he was named in the country's greatest Test XI by the ECB.[3]
Botham has at times been involved in controversies, including a highly publicised court case involving rival all-rounder Imran Khan and an ongoing dispute with the Royal Society for the Protection of Birds (RSPB).
>>947
Consider also a cheap (used) tablet so you can scribble on the margins guilt free and stuff.
The dead tree experience is still superior but let's face it, some books don't deserve the pulp sacrifice. I'VE HEARD THE SCREAMS OF THE VEGETABLES
Inconceivable!
That's it? That's what an air fryer is? That was just a tiny convection oven! rrrrrrr Emeril betrayed us!
Pleased to announce that I do NOT have the cilantro gene & therefore will NOT be killing myself anytime soon.
Nothing announced at a big szs event? Wtf? Not even a gacha?
They call 'em loan words, but they never give 'em back!
dubstep
A lot has been made over the popularization and promotion of secularized Asian religious practices as "self-care" because of the popularity and material efficacy of meditation, but I think pushing a secularized TCM is a step too far.
If you do not believe in Qi and meridians, there is no reason to try it, especially as a lot of self-care manuals recommend acupuncture for some reason. I am curious if there is some sort of racket (e.g. the people publishing these articles and books are invested in TCM and meditation instructors) going on here.
10% of why my programming career ended: git just rolls off my brain like water off a duck's back.
Pulling TAOCP off the shelf for a tape memory allocation puzzle with no direct applicability to anything this century other than maybe some cache line bullshit? I was your guy for that.
git commit? Oh I guarantee you I will fuck a shit up, every time.
>>958,959
It's understandably impossible to have a programming career without knowing git, or other VCSes. Even in darker times there was CVS, or Perforce, or SourceSafe, or RCS, or some bullshit like that.
the david icke reptilian theory sounds like a metaphor for capitalism ngl
I'm straight and my dick is normal-sized.
bullshit
VIPER - y'all cowards don't even commit murder
keeping a VIP (hostage) gf (male) in your basement
>>952 I nearly got one, because it would save me time and electricity over my big oven, but not being able to fit a pizza in it was a dealbreaker
I've got one. Do you say "doldrums" or "doldra"?
I miss when people still used the word moé.
the thanos beatbox guy bankruptcy situation is blessed, cursed, based, and cringe all at the same time, it is not often that i can commend looking up a drama like that
there was a video that needed to age, so I decided to watch it again in 2024, and now I can't
I thought my folks didn't have quite the right equipment for gong fu brewing and this oolong would go to waste.
Turns out we have it and the tea just kind of sucks.
When the ferret fell in the girl's drink, my first thought was gPISS CHRIST!! PISS CHRIST!!h
It's under 9000!!!
I'm no longer gay and my dick is no longer
I strongly advocate for all sorts of criminal activity solely because I think it is invariably funny.
It's bloody freezing.
I am deeply surprised that MX Linux has nothing to do with the country of Mexico
it's funny still seeing all the permutations of "i'm gay and my dick is small" being posted here years later after my twitter mutual with like 70 followers randomly sent it to me in a dm and i thought it was funny enough to post in the comments thread
>>979
It's a very evocative phrase, and one many of us can relate to.
It's got a certain rhythm to it, very much like ΅ά²
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Being Albanian is like being given a gift from God.
An advanced super race, with their own language, customs, culture, traditions and a rich history. A people who stand strong in the face of imperialism and West-European stupidity. Strong economy, strong army, strong nation, the proud Shqipëtar stands armed and ready to defend his pure nation from the wraths of sub-human, Bosnians, Serbs, Croatians, and other sub-human, animalistic, Slavic, animals. Oh how I thank God that I was born a handsome, tall, perfect Albanian warrior.
With dual histories, one from the great Ottoman warriors, discoverers, inventors, and intellectuals and another from the grandeur of the Albanian masters of Eastern-Europe I can proudly stand tall and say I am proud to be Albanian, and I will love my land until the very last day.
Long live Albania.
That's nice, but please watch out for hobos.
Posting on DQN before I go to bed.
Lotsa "people" on the Internet insist they know what good/bad writing is, but they really don't.
Hang myself in the neighbour's garden, when he comes back that's a nice surprise
Let the darkness take your soul
Listen, child, just close your eyes
It's fun to say words wrong
You cannot convince me Gordon Liddy was a real guy who actually existed, that biography is clearly fictional.
overt racism is low status now, sure no one wants to live in east st louis and we all lock our car doors when we turn onto martin luther king boulevard but you can't just call them that anymore
I refuse to install corean fonts on principal so the default name here now has squares with the codepoint hex in it.
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Why not under the principal, or over the principal? What if he wants those fonts? Why deny him his writeful letters?
I canft wait for the WW2 sequel
WW2 2
i'm a male lesbian, not in the meme way but in the i like cuddling and kissing and eating box more than actual penetrative sex way
i'm straight and my dick is huge btw
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